ROM The Space Knight and the woman whom loved him

[unikrunk]

I did a search for anything related to ROM the Space Knight, and came up with nothing; mods, if there is a better place for this please moderate me.

Oooooooookaaaaaay:

Does anyone remember the horrible comic, based on the totally ridiculous toy, ROM? Here is a picture to refresh your memory:



I have always had a soft spot for this crappy comic and its fairly weak premise, mainly due to it being one of the first comic books I ever read, and the Dire Wraiths scared the crap out of me when I was 7.

While poking around the interwebs today, I stumbled across this woman’s website and I must share the madness with others.

This is not just a fan site. This is full on bat-shit crazy. Take the following passage, regarding her reaction to the comic being cancelled; [i]“My mind just couldn't take this, it reels with shock and pain. The pain is so great that my emotions went numb. I went numb, unable to function properly. I have been through Sept 11 and being abandoned by my spouse, both I stood and felt, but this..this was just to much for my mind to bear! It hurts so bad that I couldn't even cry! My body screams, "NO!!"â€

[austenandrews]

ROM ruled.

This lady is Level 4 at least.

Wasn't this once SomethingAwful's link of the day? (If not, it should be.)

[Shane]

Wow why does she love Rom so much

[buster00]

See, I thought ROM was metal through and through. I didn't even know he had a human persona under the armor, much less one that looked like Jesus.

Or is that just something this psycho made up in her head?

Either way, this bitch needs real help. She's Level 4 for sure. She'd be higher if not for the fact that she's able to string together sentences.

Wasn't ROM cancelled in the mid-80s? Gotta presume the bust and the drawings came after that. Probably why the spouse left her. She's my new favorite female comedian, ahead of Condi Rice.

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

Ha ha! Yeah, I saw this site before; I thought it was a dude who made
the site, though, thereby adding to the crazed fetishy hilarity...

Are you sure it isn't a guy? A borderline psychotic ROMosexual fanman???

[austenandrews]

Fairly sure it's a chick. But I like "Romosexual!"

[unikrunk]

It is certainly a woman, and incredibly fucked. Did anyone read the story where she fucks him back to life?

/wow

[AtomicHyperbole]

It's alwayts fun to point and laugh at the mentally ill, isn't it?

*sighs*

C'mon, peeps, we're better than this.

*toddles off to watch Big Brother*

[unikrunk]

It's alwayts fun to point and laugh at the mentally ill, isn't it?

*sighs*

C'mon, peeps, we're better than this.

*toddles off to watch Big Brother*

I am not better than this. Have you not noticed already?

/nothing is sacred

[papalazeru]

Im gonna sound sad now but I should point something out.

1) I am not a woman...as much as OTHER people think I am.
2) I have every ROM comic from number 1.

[Lurker Johnson]

I have a feeling that this little guy has been where no man has gone before, if you get my drift





Certifiably, Bat-Shit Crazy.

[austenandrews]

It is certainly a woman, and incredibly fucked. Did anyone read the story where she fucks him back to life?

/wow

Thanks for taking that one for the team, man.

[papalazeru]

Gotta admit....at least shes going for a man who can stay hard for years

[unikrunk]

@papa - this is your ROM site, isn't it, you dirty fucker?

Oh, you perv, you filthy old pervy bastard...

[papalazeru]

Yeah its my site....watch me dance....Its my site.

[Lady Sheridan]

I like this one, entitled ROM and me:

[papalazeru]

Yeah she got the got grammar lessons cheap.

ROM and I

[Lady Sheridan]

You know, it seems to me if you are going to draw illustrations of yourself and ROM...you'd put yourself in something more fetching than sweatpants, no?

[DennisMM]

Are you hotlinking, LS? Because I can't see that.

[papalazeru]

I cant believe this thread is still here?

Its gotta have something goign for it

[unikrunk]

I think we farked the site with too many hits - it seems to be dead, Jim.

[Lady Sheridan]

ROM died all over again...

[Leckomaniac]

ROM died all over again...

HA! That poor, poor woman.

[DennisMM]

Probably because the hotlinking exceeded her bandwidth. You bastards!

[unikrunk]

ROM died all over again...

>explosive evil laughter<

Just thinking of her going through it again makes me melt in evil chuckling. I bet her 39 cats are paying for our actions, right now...Misery style.

Thanks LS!

[DennisMM]

I hope she saved her files, at least.

[Flumm]

ROM died all over again...

I daren't think what she's doing to bring him back to life this time around.

[Leckomaniac]

ROM died all over again...

I daren't think what she's doing to bring him back to life this time around.

Probably sacraficing a cow...

Has anyone seen Voldemoo lately?

[Lady Sheridan]

ROM died all over again...

I daren't think what she's doing to bring him back to life this time around.

Probably sacraficing a cow...

Has anyone seen Voldemoo lately?

Nooooo!!

ROM advocates peace! Is the slaughter of an innocent wizard-cow really worth it?

Remember, lady, death is a path, one that we all must take...perhaps ROM dies only to be spectacularly reborn, like the Phoenix or JR Ewing.

[papalazeru]

Surely the most spectacular there is Bobby Eweing when he got killed off for a year, the fans complain and then they brought him back pretending the last year was a dream.

How spectacular is that?

[DennisMM]

Rom would kill a Dire Wraith 'til its ass was vapor. Yo!

Maybe this woman can transfer her affections to Florida's own Peter Pan. Who is straight, and don't you forget it!

[bastard_robo]

I still say ROM was a pansy compared to this Bad Mother Fucker...



FEAR MACHINEMAN!

[Chilli]

Jesus, that's one ugly human-computer hybrid.

[papalazeru]

Rom Rules....fact!

[burlivesleftnut]

SUPPORTED. So there is a rumor going out there that The Wraith in the New Annihilation Conquest even is actually ROM! DISCUSS.

[TheBaxter]

i never realized this before, but ROM looks kinda like a cylon.

[unikrunk]

Holy crap, I forgot about this thread; in the past few days we have been laughing at this site in another thread. It looks like she never got her site up again after we slash/doted her machine.

Note to crazy cat ladies that get dewy over ROM; don't house your own site - buy a little server space from a local provider, because when you throw that kind of party, everybody on teh interwebs is going to show up.


Oh, and papa, ROM did fucking rule. Dire Wraiths used to scare the shit out of me. Then I got a little older, and started dating them, I am fairly certain. Whatever those women were, it weren’t human, you understand. They were dire, dire wraiths.

@Burl - ROM is in Universe X, no? I think this is how they beat Mephisto, who ends up being Kurt Wagner the whole time...<scratches head like chimp>. Yeah, it could be ROM in disguise, which would be neat.

[Fawst]

Note to crazy cat ladies that get dewy over ROM; don't house your own site - buy a little server space from a local provider, because when you throw that kind of party, everybody on teh interwebs is going to show up.

ROFLCOPTERS!!!

[Chairman Kaga]

Rom would kill a Dire Wraith 'til its ass was vapor. Yo!

Maybe this woman can transfer her affections to Florida's own Peter Pan. Who is straight, and don't you forget it!

Ahhhhh another hometown staple.