Ok, Nacho. You want casting, lets do it. First, I'll argue yours.
Jesse: Heath Ledger...Not. Southern. Enough.
Tulip: Rachel McAdams...Too young and scrawny.
Cassidy: Sean Patrick Flanery...Too pretty
Sheriff Root: Chris Cooper...or you could go with the character's inspiration
Saint of Killers: Clancy Brown...This one works
Herr Starr: Liam Neeson...He plays good Germans, but not batshit crazy, gun-nut Germans
Granma: Nan Martin...Will only make you think of Drew Carrey
Jody: Tyler Mane...No, I repeat, NO WRESTLERS
T. C. : Clint Howard...to campy
Now here's mine. I did a complete character list, but will explain on the one's we differ.
Jesse: Matthew McConaughey...he is a real charming southerner
Tulip: Unknown Actress...yeah, I got nuthin
Cassidy: Robert Carlyle...looks like he's been doin smack for 200 yrs
Sheriff Root: R. Lee Emery...go with the source!
Aresface: Elijah Wood
Saint of Killers: Clancy Brown
Herr Starr: Gary Oldman...no one does over the top batshit like Oldman
Hoover: Adrian Lester
Featherstone: Tilda Swinton
Allfather D'Aronique: Al Pacino...who it is will be in a studly suit, might as well go for the gusto
Granma: Random Old Woman...again, I got nuthin
Jody: Mickey Rourke...I'd have preferred Russell Crowe from Romper Stomper, BUT Rourke is the aged, beaten Jody hands down. Oh, and he's an actor
T. C. : Tracey Walter...just more of an actor, not as campy
Jesus DeSade: Crispin Glover
Bob Glover: Michael Chiklis
Freddy Allen: Woody Allen
Odin Quincannon: Dominic Chianese
Cindy Dagget: Rosario Dawson
Christina L'Angelle: An elegant down to earth actress in her 40s.
There....you got casting. Now you can be happy.
