Favorite Movie Quotes

[Pacino86845]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Film - ROTS.
Line deliverer - guess who?

Captain Kirk, Wrath of Khan

[wonkabar]

KAHN!!..... KAHN!!

[wonkabar]

They mostly come out at night.......mostly.

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

They mostly come out at night.......mostly.

i love it! did you ever see the South Park episode where Cartman says that? hilarious!

[wonkabar]

Stan: Jimmy didn't stop them!
Kyle: They're gonna take the Lord of the Rings from us.
Cartman: Quick! Cross the river! Sixth graders can't stand water!
Craig: What? That's stupid.
Cartman: I'm a high-ranking white wizard, Craig, and I say sixth graders are opposed to WATER!
Craig: Whatever. I'm going back to play with the Harry Potter kids. [walks off]
Kindergartner: Me too. [follows Craig]
Cartman: Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!
Stan: Just get across the river! They're coming! [the three remaining boys scramble across the river. The sixth graders arrive. Two of them stop their tires by performing wheelies and landing their bikes back on the road. The lead sixth grader rides up between them]
Sixth Grader 1: What the hell is wrong with you guys?! Get the tape!
Sixth Grader 4: Dude, I don't wanna get wet.
Sixth Grader 5: Yeah, I don't really like the water.
Sixth Grader 2: Besides, if our bikes get wet, their chains'll rust.
Sixth Grader 1: Oh God-damnit. Alright, come on. We'll find a bridge. [the bikers ride off]

[Flumm]

Stan: Jimmy didn't stop them!
Kyle: They're gonna take the Lord of the Rings from us.
Cartman: Quick! Cross the river! Sixth graders can't stand water!
Craig: What? That's stupid.
Cartman: I'm a high-ranking white wizard, Craig, and I say sixth graders are opposed to WATER!
Craig: Whatever. I'm going back to play with the Grande Rojo Potter kids. [walks off]
Kindergartner: Me too. [follows Craig]
Cartman: Go ahead and play Grande Rojo Butthole Pussy Potter!
Stan: Just get across the river! They're coming! [the three remaining boys scramble across the river. The sixth graders arrive. Two of them stop their tires by performing wheelies and landing their bikes back on the road. The lead sixth grader rides up between them]
Sixth Grader 1: What the hell is wrong with you guys?! Get the tape!
Sixth Grader 4: Dude, I don't wanna get wet.
Sixth Grader 5: Yeah, I don't really like the water.
Sixth Grader 2: Besides, if our bikes get wet, their chains'll rust.
Sixth Grader 1: Oh God-damnit. Alright, come on. We'll find a bridge. [the bikers ride off]

Aw man, we should just start a South Park thread before this get's any further...

*...begins to cry...*

So much goodness! *sob* from such 2 Dimensional origins! *sob* *sniff*


Godd bless South Park! And All who sail in her!





Ummm? No I dont know what that last bit meant either...

[ThisIsTheGirl]

I saw The Spanish Prisoner last night, and forgot how good some of Mamet's dialogue can be - so here's some Mamet goodness:

<i>The Spanish Prisoner</i>

George Lang: Beware of all enterprises which require no clothes
<i>(imdb lists the line as being "new clothes", but I think it should be "no clothes" - it's funnier that way anyway)</i>

George Lang: Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due

George Lang: I put a thief in my mouth to steal my brain.
<i>Best description of a hangover <b>ever</b></i>

George Lang: We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money

<i>The Untouchables</i>

Al Capone: I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!

Eliot Ness: How do you do it then?
Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?
Eliot Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Eliot Ness: Yes.
Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.


Malone: This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

Al Capone: I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!

<i>Ronin</i>:

Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once

Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?
Sam: Yeah, I am. It covers my body.

Gregor: So, what colour *is* the boathouse at Hereford?
Sam: How the fuck should I know?

<i>Glengarry Glen Ross</i>:

Ricky Roma: All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.
[pause]
Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?

<i>House of Games</i>:

Mike: You can't bluff someone who's not paying attention


London-based Zoners: Mamet's latest play, <i>Romance</i> is on at the Almeida till the 22nd of October - if you get a chance, go and see it. It's very funny and it's not often that you get to see the work of a man who could teach Tarantino a thing or two about writing dialogue.

[thomasgaffney]

"Damn your black heart, Barbara Streisand!"

-Cartman

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

paraphrasing here, but, from the Lord of the Rings / Porn episode:

4th Grader: "We're playing Harrry Potter."
Cartman: "HAH! F@GS!!"

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

KAHN!!..... KAHN!!

That's fucking brilliant man. I'm having that for my signature if I can get this stupid thing working dude. I'll gladly pay you 1 million dollars for the pic.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

That picture looks a like Spock is a doing a the vulcan nerve pinch onna his a scrotum, eh?

[wonkabar]

KAHN!!..... KAHN!!

That's fucking brilliant man. I'm having that for my signature if I can get this stupid thing working dude. I'll gladly pay you 1 million dollars for the pic.

Take it

[wonkabar]

THAT"S RIGHT! Ice...man, I am dangerous.

[RogueScribner]

Daniel Waters is ultra-quotable.

Heathers

J.D.: "Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

Veronica: "What is your damage, Heather?"

Heather Chandler: "Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87."

Veronica: "Lick it up, baby! Lick. It. Up."

J.D.: "This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress."

Veronica: "Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the Wicked Witch of the West . . . wait East. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho."

Veronica: "Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people 'real life.' She said, 'Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.' I said, 'So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?' She said, 'Yes.' I said, 'You're beautiful.'"

Heather McNamara: "It's your turn Heather."
Heather Chandler: "No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?"
Heather Duke: "Sorry Heather."

Heather Chandler: "They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior."

Veronica: "This may seem like a really stupid question . . ."
J.D.: "There are no stupid questions."
Veronica: "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
J.D.: "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard. "

J.D.: "Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination."

Veronica: "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host."

Veronica: "Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
Heather Duke: "Because I can be."

Veronica: "Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."

Veronica: "I just killed my best friend."
J.D.: "And your worst enemy."
Veronica: "Same difference."

Veronica: "She's my best friend. God, I hate her."

Veronica: "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."

Heather Duke: "Veronica, you look like hell."
Veronica: "Yeah? I just got back."

Heather Chandler: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?"

Heather Chandler: "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?"

Kurt's Dad: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead g.a.y son!"
J.D.: "Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse?"

J.D.: "I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya . . ."

Veronica: "Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don't know what it's given me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell?"

Veronica's Mom: "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."

Veronica: "How very."


Batman Returns

Penguin: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask."

Penguin: "I am NOT a human being, I am an animal!"

Batman: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
Catwoman: "A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

Penguin: " Just the pussy I was looking for!"

Penguin: "Ah, the direct approach. I admire that from a man with a mask."

Selina: "It's the so-called 'normal' guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed."

Catwoman: "Life's a bitch, now so am I!"

Hot Volunteer: "You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!"
Penguin: "And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have."

Selina: "It's gonna be a hot time in the cold town tonight."
Bruce: "You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?"
Selina: "No darker than yours, Bruce."

Catwoman: "Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you."

Penguin: "Why does somebody always bring eggs and tomatoes to a speech?"


And since I've just seen Serenity . . .

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define 'interesting.'"
Wash: "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys."

The Operative: "It's worse than you know."
Mal: "It usually is."

Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar!"

Wash: "Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's never getting old."

Mr. Universe: "You guys always bring me the best violence."

Mal: "While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off . . . and you come and you rescue me!"
Zoë: "What? And risk my new ship?"

Kaylee: "Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!"
Mal: "I don't want to hear that!"
Jayne: "I could stand to hear a little more."

River: "You take care of me, Simon. You always take care of me. My turn."

Mal: "You wanna run this ship?"
Jayne: "Yes!"
Mal: "Well . . . you can't!"

Mal: "I don't murder children."
Operative: "I do."

Mal: "Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. 'Cause sure as I know anything, I know this: they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave."

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Carm arn. Ward are you waiting for?

I'm right heeyar! KEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEE!!!
DO EEEET!!!!!!!!!
CAAAAAARMMM AAAAAARN!!!! KEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEE!!!!!! DOOOOOO EEET NAAAARRRRWWWW!!!!!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Predator.
This is gonna become my new Ringtone.

[burlivesleftnut]

I'm right heeyar! KEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEE!!!
DO EEEET!!!!!!!!!
CAAAAAARMMM AAAAAARN!!!! KEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEE!!!!!! DOOOOOO EEET NAAAARRRRWWWW!!!!!!!

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

I'm right heeyar! KEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEE!!!
DO EEEET!!!!!!!!!
CAAAAAARMMM AAAAAARN!!!! KEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEE!!!!!! DOOOOOO EEET NAAAARRRRWWWW!!!!!!!

What no comment?!?!?!?!

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

another great <i>Heathers</i> quote:

"Save the speeches for Malcom X... I just wanna get laid."


and here's a favorite from <i>Showgirls</i>:

"It must be great not having anyone come on you anymore."

ah, Joel Esterhaus, your keen insight into the minds of women is truly staggering. in addition, your coke-binge style of writing is truly... something else.

[ThisIsTheGirl]

ah, Joel Esterhaus, your keen insight into the minds of women is truly staggering. in addition, your coke-binge style of writing is truly... something else.

IPAMPILASH

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

I defy anyone a to watch a the Verhoven movie anna not feel alla dirty like a you have to take a the shower, eh?

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

I defy anyone a to watch a the Verhoven movie anna not feel alla dirty like a you have to take a the shower, eh?

it's totally true. thats why he is so great. he's almost like John Waters, but somehow sorta evil.

he's taken the ugliness of porn aesthetics, mixed it with the deep down helltrauma of the post-drug-binge feeling, then added a thick layer of hammer-subtle social satire, and then and injected it into pretty much every single movie he's made since <i>Robocop</i>.

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Some of you may have guessed that I love films about Hollywood, and acting in general. I totally forgot how many class lines are in <i>All About Eve</i>. If any of you have not yet seen this gem of a movie - I highly recommend it.


Margo Channing: Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.


Bill Sampson: Have you no human consideration?
Margo Channing: Show me a human, and I might have!


Margo Channing: I detest cheap sentiment.


Miss Claudia Caswell: Tell me this, do they have auditions for television?
Addison DeWitt: That's, uh, all television is, my dear, nothing but auditions


Lloyd Richards: I shall never understand the weird process by which a body with a voice suddenly fancies itself as a mind. Just when exactly does an actress decide they're HER words she's speaking and HER thoughts she's expressing?
Margo Channing: Usually at the point where she has to rewrite and rethink them, to keep the audience from leaving the theatre


Lloyd Richards: What makes you think either Miller or Sherwood would stand for the nonsense I take from you? You'd better stick to Beaumont and Fletcher! They've been dead for three hundred years!
Margo Channing: ALL playwrights should be dead for three hundred years!


Lloyd Richards: There comes a time that a piano realizes that it has not written a concerto


Margo Channing: You bought the new girdles a size smaller, I can feel it.
Birdie: Something maybe grew a size larger.
Margo Channing: When we get home you're going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and a half hours.
Birdie: I couldn't get into the girdle in two and a half hours.


Great movie......

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm UTTERLY insane?

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"The Zone takes care of its own." Naked Lunch

Appropriate.

[vicious_bastard]

"Know what this reminds me of? Rourke's Drift. 100 men of Harlech, making a desperate stand against 10,000 Zulu warriors. Outnumbered, surrounded, staring death in the face and not flinching for a moment. Balls of British steel."

Dog Soldiers

[ThisIsTheGirl]

"The Zone takes care of its own." Naked Lunch

Appropriate.

That's brilliant!


Here's one:

"I felt pretty good - like an amputated leg"

Marlowe, Murder, My Sweet

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

I can't belive what I am hearing!!

The audience is now, PRO ROCKY!!!!

[Lord Voldemoo]

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will repent.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Boondock Saints.

[wonkabar]

"Nice throw bitch"
-AFTER SUNSET

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Hehe... you putzes are a forgetting some of a the classics, eh? Like a this one:

"I never drink a the.... wine." -- Dracula


Anna there's a the pitch....

[Pacino86845]

Holy shit, I didn't know Dracula was MUSLIM!!!!???

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Anna it's a the hit inna to a the LEFT FIELD!!!!

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Ipampilash guys

[Pacino86845]

Anna it's a the hit inna to a the LEFT FIELD!!!!

Dang, I was goin' for a homer, but I'm happy with that too.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Well, it was a good for atta the least, 3 bases, no?

[Eric G]

Not a movie, but this doctor has some killer lines:

I want you to spread the word, missy [he stands] I've. Had. Enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-woman freak-show, take your "Blah-blah" to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.


If you ever do wanna know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you're an incredible pain and that every time I see your kew-pie-doll face, it just makes me wanna pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life that you've wasted...fall out.


I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but [high pitch] you're in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?

Can anyone guess who and where its from?

[John-Locke]

Scrubs?

[athenabodicea]

Scrubs?

Very nice JL... Beat me to it.....

[Flumm]

Yeah, it has to be Scrubs right...

I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but [high pitch] you're in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?

..sounds exactly like a thing Dr Cox would say.

[Eric G]

Very Good peeps.

Can any of you tell me if Scrubs Season 3, 4 or 5 are available on DVD in your parts yet??

[athenabodicea]

Yeah, it has to be Scrubs right...

I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but [high pitch] you're in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?

..sounds exactly like a thing Dr Cox would say.

Great fucking show.....

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get - Grandpa!!!!!!!!!!!!

[athenabodicea]

Very Good peeps.

Can any of you tell me if Scrubs Season 3, 4 or 5 are available on DVD in your parts yet??

Season 2 is coming out on Nov 15th here... I dont think season 3 is sceduled to be released until June 2006....

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Helluva thing killing a man. take away all he's got... and all he's gonna have.

[magicmonkey]

Aim for the tits - "Boogie Nights"

You've got shit on your shoes and I'm the shoe shine boy - Missing in action 2

or as Steve Coogan drunkenly miss delivers it as Paul Calf;

You've got shitty shoes on... you shitty shoed bastard.

Classic.

Any zoners seen Brothers Grimm yet? Did you notice how Heath Ledger's character spoke exactly like Alan Partridge.

[Lord Voldemoo]

AAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBSOLUTE PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

-Regarding Henry

[wonkabar]

"When times are at their darkest it's a brave man who can kick back and party"

-Tuck Pendelton

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

AAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBSOLUTE PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

-Regarding Henry

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Isn't it "Unlimited Power"?

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

I thought it was; "Ri, Ri, mumble mumble, Rit, Ritz". Then more mumbling mumbling from Ford to show how much he's acting.






All he does these days is mumble.