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by **Tyrone_Shoelaces** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:27 am

by **wonkabar** on Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:02 am

Bitchn'. I hope the animation is good. They should make it like the SSOC mag, only in color. Of course, the chances of them making an ultra-violent R-rated cartoon are pretty slim. One can dream I guess.

by **Adam Balm** on Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:41 am

I haven't ever talkbacked on Conan. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge. And if you do not listen, to hell with you.

by **Colin** on Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:26 am

What movies do you talkback on?

by **Adam Balm** on Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:38 am

mostly romantic comedies but anything with yummy jimmy fallon lol!!!!!111

by **wonkabar** on Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:43 am

My God is the everlasting sky....your god lives beneath him.

by **TheButcher** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:02 am

"Crom laughs at your four winds."

News on the animated Hellboy movies.

This image of Hellboy is probably no surprise to you. In fact, there's a good chance it's what started you on the trail to this blog in the first place. Mike Mignola wanted Hellboy to have a different style than what he does in the comics. He choose Sean "Cheeks" Galloway from a number of strong contenders. There were artists auditioning from animation, comics and random Internet galleries. Cheeks was a standout; everyone liked his artwork. But was it Hellboy?

Mike said it was. We're trying to make the character look as much like Cheeks' style as we can. It's not easy. Cheeks has always worked intuitively and never for a moving image. So we have a couple of artists working to analyze his style and create model sheets so that storyboard artists and animators will know how to draw him in any position or action. But there's one thing about Sean's piece of art that is nothing like our movie, the background.

Source:
The Hellboy Animated Blog

Animated Hellboy

Conan what is best in life?
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
(Note that this is actually a quote from Ghengis Khan)

by **so sorry** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:53 am

Adam, we will let you contemplate this on the tree of woe......

by **magicmonkey** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:01 pm

conan v's he-man anyone?

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:05 pm

He-Man would carve him a new batty crease.

by **magicmonkey** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:08 pm

Yeah, I came to that conclusion also, but what if he goes all predator on his ass? Or makes him join a hippy commune? he-MAnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:21 pm

WTF? He-Man is a pussy. Conan would snap his neck like this:

"By the power of gray--" *snap* "--urgggle."

by **so sorry** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:23 pm

oh come on!
"He"-Man defeating Conan?

he can't even kill that fucking Skelator, what makes you think he can handle the Barbarian?

By the power of Greyskull... what ever lozer.

by **magicmonkey** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:24 pm

Yeah, point taken, but does Prince Adam count as He-man?

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:25 pm

Yeah.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:26 pm

Man, between He-Man's magic sword and Battlecat, I just can't see that happening!

The moment Conan got anywhere NEAR, Battlecat would just destroy him!
By the time he'd finished, Conan would be wishing he could trade places with Roy Horn....

by **so sorry** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:26 pm

Conan would beat the shit out of he man, but leave him alive long enough so that he could watch Conan have his way with She-Ra.

"what is best in life, Conan?"

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:38 pm

Hahaha - nice poll!

Like I say - Conan was hard, but He-Man has got supernatural forces conspiring to help him!

Conan shouldn't have even been able to beat Thulsa Doom, for chrissakes!

by **ONeillSG1** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:41 pm

King Kong, hairy palms down.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:49 pm

Ah - the Kong vote comes back to haunt us all.

We're clearly not the only people who have thought about this conundrum:

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:52 pm

He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.

by **ONeillSG1** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:56 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.

Or a heroin addict.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:49 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.

lol - you don't give up, do you? Have you seen Conan's nose? He's clearly smashed out of his skull on mulled wine!

Website · by **dmann** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:54 pm

They both kinda look like generic "hunky" CSI MIAMI extras dressed for a viking Dumbledore pride march.

by **vicious_bastard** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:57 pm

What's that axe He-Man has in that drawing? I don't remember that being mercilessly pumped into my fragile young mind by Mattel. Looks pretty puny. Conan all the way, then he could ravish She-Ra AND Teela. And maybe see what's under Orko's robe - something magical I'll bet.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:22 pm

Thundarr would beat them both

by **so sorry** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:30 pm

wonkabar wrote:Thundarr would beat them both

Snarf!

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:33 pm

Yeah but Thundarr has an unfair light-saber advantage. So fuck that. Darth Vader would kick Thundarr's ass.

by **so sorry** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:41 pm

Bullshit.
Voltron would squash all these puny beings like a bug.

Website · by **dmann** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:48 pm

but the snorks rule all their asses....

by **wonkabar** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:03 pm

Yeah but who's the best Voltron, lions or cars?

by **so sorry** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:08 pm

duh, lions of course.

by **Lord Voldemoo** on Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:45 pm

Two words...

Optimus Prime.

by **Pacino86845** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:09 am

Jem and the Holograms would take all these pansies down!

by **burlivesleftnut** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:41 am

You guys are all wacked. Of course Voltron would be just about anyone except for the Shogun Warriors, but that's a different class! We were talking about Barbarian types.

Besides no power in the verse can stop the Gummi Bears.

by **vicious_bastard** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:22 am

burlivesleftnut wrote:Besides no power in the verse can stop the Gummi Bears.

Kong would just dissolve them using his oversized salivary glands.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:33 am

No dude. They can bounce all around him once they are hopped up on that gummi berry juice.

Website · by **dmann** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:19 pm

Monchichi would eat the gummi bears and crap them out as fully formed jelly beans.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:47 pm

Whatever. No one cares about monchichis but you. Stop bringing them up.

by **Tyrone_Shoelaces** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:04 pm

Shirt Tales fucking lord over all with an unforgiving iron fist.

by **Brocktune** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:05 pm

what about the shirt tales? does anyone give a shit about them? if not, they should because they will straight up rape the shit out of the monchichis, and bust their nuts all over the gummi bears faces, and leave the dribblings for jem and her holograms to lap up. so take that.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:09 pm

IPAMPILASH.

Man I forgot about Shirt Tales... that is some serious shit.

by **TheButcher** on Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:27 am

The official site for Conan Red Nails is up:
http://www.conanrednails.com/
I'm getting a real strong Aztec vibe from the art and characters.

by **buster00** on Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:05 pm

Neither barbarian NOR T-shirt befrocked woodlan creature DARE approach the Power Pellet Forest...

Wherein the Pac-Creatures of myth dwell...

The eyeballs of many a fallen ghost monster will attest to this.

by **HeadlessCrane** on Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:54 pm

Age of Conan:The Hyborian Adventures is a game by FunCom the creators of The Longest Journey and Anarchy Online.

I don't know about the TV show, but this game looks like it kicks some ass.

Here's the 3 trailers for it and some screenshots:

Trailer One

Trailer Two

Trailer Three

by **Fried Gold** on Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:46 pm

He-Man would be far too turned on by Conan to beat him. While Conan is distracted by He-Man's advances, Kong walks off to something more interesting.

No-score draw.

by **Nachokoolaid** on Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:03 am

ONeillSG1 wrote:
burlivesleftnut wrote:He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.

Or a heroin addict.

Dude. I don't know what type of AIDS patients or heroin addicts you two have seen, but these guys' arms are about as big as the ones I've seen.

by **buster00** on Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:30 am

I dunno, man...

I had to vote He-Man on the strength of his posse.

You JUST DON'T fuck with a cat who hangs out with "Ram Man" and "Fisto."

by **Vegeta** on Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:04 pm

Vegeta would whoop them all!

by **Chairman Kaga** on Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:33 pm

Vegeta would stand motionless debating both via an inner monologue and bellowing out loud about how he was going to beat He-Man and Conan without actually doing anything for days or even weeks at a time. :wink:

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