Realtime Zoner Movie Commentary.

[Brocktune]

goddamnit.

[Fried Gold]

Great job onna the commentary, eh putzes? Really inna'formative, no?

....sonofabitch.

Real life took priority.

[Brocktune]

so what about it?

anyone want to give wrath of khan a go today?

i also have the Kraftwerk concert film "Minimum-Maximum" with me if anyone wants to do that one instead.

anyone?

[doglips]

lets go, five mins

[doglips]

OK, I'm ready to press play.

I'm paused on the Paramount logo actually.

[Brocktune]

wait!

give me two minutes to put the disc in!

[doglips]

I'll start a new thread.

[Brocktune]

ok, im paused on the paramount logo.

[Lord Voldemoo]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stupid work.

I'll follow along anyway.

[doglips]

Thanks for that, Brock and FG. Very enjoyable as usual.

Can we do Aliens next? That would be cool.

[Brocktune]

dude, yes!

i just picked up the alien quadrilogy a week or two ago. ill totally start bringing it with me.

are we going to do the theatrical cut, or the cameron cut?
i prefer the latter, but either is fine with me.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Director's Cut. That's the one we've seen the less. That way, it feels like we're watching a more new film. Plus it really brings you right into the centre of the whole ordeal, makes you feel like you're virtually there. Really gives you an actual experience. You can really feel the heat of this movie.

[Brocktune]

you got it, mein hauptmann

[doglips]

BUMP!

Starship troopers is on BBC 1 this Friday night, anyone up for a type'n'watch?

[Fried Gold]

The space FX shots are still really good in this.

[TonyWilson]

I was thinking the same thing, And that that was Amy Smart with Denise Richards. Also I love the Nazi style uniforms. God the satire is so obvious I love that some people don't see it.

[Fried Gold]

Imagine if they made a Star Wars film...but from the aspect of the Imperial forces....and it was like this.

[doglips]

Yeah, they certainly didn't bite off more than they could chew, thus they still stand up well.

Except for the hyperspace or whatever jump, which is stretch-lame.....

[TonyWilson]

Yeh I typed my last post a little soon. Still we have the awesome training accident to come very soon.

[Fried Gold]

BOOM head shot....followed by The Passion of the Rico.

[doglips]

Having to break the glass every time you want to steer the ship must suck!

[Fried Gold]

...and even then they waited five seconds before dodging the asteroid.

[TonyWilson]

What is it with Ironside and losing arms?

[doglips]

Contractual.

[doglips]

Heh, the big bugs are totally badass.

[Fried Gold]

When Ironside gets involved the film moves up a level of badassness..

...then the lame violin playing bit comes along.

[TonyWilson]

Ah some of the first big screen boobs I ever saw coming up.

[Fried Gold]

I haven't seen this in a while...surprised to see the bugs still hold up fantastically well.

[TonyWilson]

I loved that bit where the crazy guy got smashed by the bug and Jake Busey just laughs.

[doglips]

Ah some of the first big screen boobs I ever saw coming up.

Only now do you realise just how disappointing they are.....

[Fried Gold]

If only he'd left the giant tentacle in her, she wouldn't have bled to death.

Although it likely would've made their relationship more difficult.

[Fried Gold]

Doogie Houser and The Kurgan FTW!!!

[slumber party69]

*this is cool idea*

go on

[Brocktune]

hey.

just wanted to bump this up. ive got a bit of free time on my hands lately, so if anyone wants to give this another go, im game.

[TonyWilson]

I'm up for it. Anyone else? Suggestions?>

[DaleTremont]

I'm up for it but if this is crossing international borders it's gonna take some serious coordinating. Also it looks like it's gonna have to be cable. Do people in England get all the same standard shit like TBS and USA and what not (she asks in total unabashed ignorance...)?

[TonyWilson]

I'm sure we could find a DVD we all share. Getting the times coordinated might be difficult. But then I do suffer from insomnia.

[DaleTremont]

I'm sure we could find a DVD we all share.

That could work too

Now I know what my criteria is for quality film-viewing. It must have one, two, or all three (but at least one!) of these things: snakes, boobs, or dancing. So what's it gonna be?

[Fried Gold]

The first one we did was Star Trek The Motion Picture Special Edition DVD, and was a transatlantic affair...

For "snakes, boobs and dancing"....it might be time to break out copies of The Final Frontier...

[TonyWilson]

I'm sure we could find a DVD we all share.

That could work too

Now I know what my criteria is for quality film-viewing. It must have one, two, or all three (but at least one!) of these things: snakes, boobs, or dancing. So what's it gonna be?

Hankering for some Santanico Pandemonium action huh, Dale?

[stereosforgeeks]

I could be down for doing this as well.

[Lord Voldemoo]

I'm sure we could find a DVD we all share.

That could work too

Now I know what my criteria is for quality film-viewing. It must have one, two, or all three (but at least one!) of these things: snakes, boobs, or dancing. So what's it gonna be?

So it's From Dusk 'Til Dawn then?

mmmmmmmmmm....Salma....

Do we want to do something we can give the MST3K treatment to? Or something good? Either way could be fun.

[TonyWilson]

Yeh, Santanico Pandemonium - Salma's character in Duck Til Dawn. It's a cool film you can discuss and I'd guess most of us have it.
I was thinking maybe Robocop or Terminator but I don't mind what we go for really.

[DaleTremont]

I'm sure we could find a DVD we all share.

That could work too

Now I know what my criteria is for quality film-viewing. It must have one, two, or all three (but at least one!) of these things: snakes, boobs, or dancing. So what's it gonna be?

Hankering for some Santanico Pandemonium action huh, Dale?

Oh shit! I honestly didn't even think of that but it does indeed fulfill all three requirements (and in abundance, I might add.)

Ehm...looking at my collection nothing popped out. Well, ok, I was thinking White Lightning would be fun but I might stand alone on that one. I would definitely be down for some Dusk Till Dawn action.

[TonyWilson]

BUMP


So, I think we should try and organise one of these for july/august time. I'm down with Duse Til Dawn but how about we take 2 weeks to come up with films and a week to vote and we can schedule a time that's possible for all of us while we're at it.
First it's probably best to get an idea of how many (if any) are interested so just post a message here if you are going to be free for 2hours sometime in July or august.

[King Of Nowhere]

I'd be up for Dusk Till Dawn.

The real challenge would be getting people to do it for both Dusk Till Dawn & Full Tilt Boogie.
But we'd all probably just post "Shh, here comes Keitel's "moment" speech".

[Fried Gold]

In for commentary.

Not in for commentary on From Dusk Till Dawn.

[papalazeru]

I'd be up for Dusk Till Dawn.

The real challenge would be getting people to do it for both Dusk Till Dawn & Full Tilt Boogie.
But we'd all probably just post "Shh, here comes Keitel's "moment" speech".

"You say this bar's for Bikers and Truck drivers. Well, I am a truck driver and these are my friends"

or what about,

" Are you so stupid you can't see when you've won?"

"What did you call me?"

"I didn't, I asked you a question"