Keepcoolbutcare wrote:did anyone pass wind at the approaching killer wind?
are flatulists safe?
WinslowLeach wrote:N Might Sham's The Crappening!
so sorry wrote:Capone's review on main page
"I truly could not conceive of a world where anyone would allow a film this poorly made to be released"
Youch
yorrick brown wrote:the twist ending is that the killer is actually robert plant.
Fried Gold wrote:Keepcoolbutcare wrote:did anyone pass wind at the approaching killer wind?
are flatulists safe?
Only if they've just eaten veg.
Keepcoolbutcare wrote:bad wind gags based on Burl's review...
there's a Wind in the Door...run!
who will Inherit the Wind?
there's a Wind in the Willows...run!
[news reporter] the windsurfing industry has suffered a terrible blow this week as...
that Wind really shook that barley...
Gone with the Wind indeed...
that's a Mighty Wind...
The Wind Will Carry Us (to Hell!)...
burlivesleftnut wrote:Anyone remember a movie from the 70s (I think it was made for TV) where every dog in the world turn evil and they wanted to kill Leslie Nielson or something?
Keepcoolbutcare wrote:bad wind gags based on Burl's review...
there's a Wind in the Door...run!
who will Inherit the Wind?
there's a Wind in the Willows...run!
[news reporter] the windsurfing industry has suffered a terrible blow this week as...
that Wind really shook that barley...
Gone with the Wind indeed...
that's a Mighty Wind...
The Wind Will Carry Us (to Hell!)...
Maui wrote:Wow, that good!![]()
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Clearly it will be behind the green CGI this weekend, but I'm curious if it will even take 2nd place.
Remember M. Knight as he once was, dazzling us with "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable".
TheBaxter wrote:Keepcoolbutcare wrote:bad wind gags based on Burl's review...
there's a Wind in the Door...run!
who will Inherit the Wind?
there's a Wind in the Willows...run!
[news reporter] the windsurfing industry has suffered a terrible blow this week as...
that Wind really shook that barley...
Gone with the Wind indeed...
that's a Mighty Wind...
The Wind Will Carry Us (to Hell!)...
how many crap films must a man make
before you call him a failure?
the answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...
Ribbons wrote:I do have to say Night made a joke in the end credits that gave me chuckle; he's listed as "Joey," a "character" who calls Zooey Deschanel's cell phone but who's never actually seen or heard in the movie. After all the flak he's (justifiably) gotten for giving himself unduly huge roles, I thought it was a canny bit of self-deprecation.
yorrick brown wrote:Whats this scene people are talking about with a lion attack,sounds like its one of those so bad its funny scenes lol !?.
buster00 wrote:This thread needs more Zooey Deschanel.
Pacino86845 wrote:Wow, this is now the second time this year I'm writing to urge you guys NOT TO WATCH THIS BLOODY FILM!!
Even with his failures (and there have been more failures than successes on Shyamalan's filmography), there were always certain qualities among those films that kept them from being utter disasters. But not this time. The Happening IS an unhinged assault on the art of cinema, from conception to completion. I didn't like The Village, Signs, or Lady in the Water, but they each some elements I could appreciate, but I simply regret having watched The Happening.
Also a couple of scenes were staged like it was 100% amateur hour at Shamalamadingdong productions, and in one statically-framed shot, that should have been dense with tension, there was a very distracting boom mic bobbing in and out of the shot repeatedly. Everyone in the theater started cracking up.
The Happening gets the very rare 1/10 (Lowest Score Possible) outta me. Seriously, if you're curious go read some spoilers, there's nothing salvageable in this film that would make you feel that you didn't waste all your money.
yorrick brown wrote:i just really hope marky mark finds out what happened to the bees,he looked very upset about it.
WinslowLeach wrote:"0 out of 10" LOL!
yorrick brown wrote:i still want to see it for these scenes of marky mark talking to a pot plant and this lion attack scene?.
Pacino86845 wrote:Wow, this is now the second time this year I'm writing to urge you guys NOT TO WATCH THIS BLOODY FILM!!
Even with his failures (and there have been more failures than successes on Shyamalan's filmography), there were always certain qualities among those films that kept them from being utter disasters. But not this time. The Happening IS an unhinged assault on the art of cinema, from conception to completion. I didn't like The Village, Signs, or Lady in the Water, but they each some elements I could appreciate, but I simply regret having watched The Happening.
Also a couple of scenes were staged like it was 100% amateur hour at Shamalamadingdong productions, and in one statically-framed shot, that should have been dense with tension, there was a very distracting boom mic bobbing in and out of the shot repeatedly. Everyone in the theater started cracking up.
The Happening gets the very rare 1/10 (Lowest Score Possible) outta me. Seriously, if you're curious go read some spoilers, there's nothing salvageable in this film that would make you feel that you didn't waste all your money.
random Facebook review wrote:It had the jumpy moments I've come to expect from an M.Night film, but it lacked the twisted ending I desperately wanted. Still a good comedy though! Go see it for yourself!
Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:random Facebook review wrote:It had the jumpy moments I've come to expect from an M.Night film, but it lacked the twisted ending I desperately wanted. Still a good comedy though! Go see it for yourself!
I thought that was funny...
RogueScribner wrote:This thread needs a POLL!!!
Pacino86845 wrote:Also a couple of scenes were staged like it was 100% amateur hour at Shamalamadingdong productions, and in one statically-framed shot, that should have been dense with tension, there was a very distracting boom mic bobbing in and out of the shot repeatedly. Everyone in the theater started cracking up.
Maui wrote:Shamlamading dong productions!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
That is hilarious, good one Pacino!
This movie is a huge TURD!!!!! I didn't pay to see this, this was a theatre sneak, THANK GOD!!!
I laughed in the theatre, wait, this isn't a comedy. Mood rings, hot dogs, cheese and crackers, group huddles that are of the quality of a bad high school play.
This movie is so freakin' bad, it is absolutely horrible. It's like watching a cast of Haydens.
I walked out of the theatre and the trees were blowing around in the parking lot. Damn you M. Knight - now I can never look at a tree blowing in the wind again, without thinking about your ridiculous movie.
Also, was this supposed to be scary?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, enough with the bees. I assume a high school science teacher knows all the answers to everything, yeah right.
John Leguz. was probably the only good thing in this film and they had to ruin that with this lame ass shot of him driving away in the jeep, in slo mo too. Bah!
0 out of 10
Maui wrote:I'd like to nominate the Maple tree with the swing attached for best performance by an actor, for the 2008 Oscars.
Maui wrote:RogueScribner wrote:This thread needs a POLL!!!
Yes and can we start with a "0"?
Pacino86845 wrote:Really? I didn't know that could happen w/ projectionists? How do they screw it up? Like they get the film 1:33:1 and they have to set it to the correct aspect ratio by aligning it?
so sorry wrote:Maui wrote:I'd like to nominate the Maple tree with the swing attached for best performance by an actor, for the 2008 Oscars.
I know you're just kidding, but that made me seriously think that at next year's MTV Video Awards, The Wind from the Happening will be nominated for Best Villan!
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