The Adventures of Captain Americow

[WinslowLeach]

We could always do a sort of rough South Park type comic strip. Someone could write the jokes and I could set up some pictures. If anyones interested, send me a simple three column dialogue (it could be Captain Americow thinking or featuring another character of your choosing) and Ill put it together and post it. It can be about The Zone or political things, Cow jokes, Anything funny.

[Bob Samonkey]

Holy crap thats a good idea! I know that we had that one strip thing but that was just fill in the caption thing. A whole strip could be awesome!!
































































I vote for me for inept sidekick!!

[WinslowLeach]

Introducing CAPTAIN AMERICOW!!!



I drew this with a laser mouse by hand. It took me about a 45 minutes I think.

[magicmonkey]

Introducing CAPTAIN MOO!!!



I drew this with a laser mouse by hand. It took me about a 45 minutes I think.

Wow, I love the drooping bewbs on that.

So, here is my script.

1. Captain Moo is eating cereal, squirting milk into the cereal through his udders.
2. The monkey from the previous post runs in, pulling his hair and screaming "Captain Moo, we are about to run aground"
3. Captain Moo steers the ship to safety using his hooves shouting about how "he and the white milky pearl will never be separated, until he has finally located Davey moans chopper".

Now, you see what I did there, I re-interpreted "Captain", as I personally feel that Captain Moo is a mighty seaman.

[Fievel]

Introducing CAPTAIN MOO!!!



I drew this with a laser mouse by hand. It took me about a 45 minutes I think.

Wow, I love the drooping bewbs on that.

So, here is my script.

1. Captain Moo is eating cereal, squirting milk into the cereal through his udders.
2. The monkey from the previous post runs in, pulling his hair and screaming "Captain Moo, we are about to run aground"
3. Captain Moo steers the ship to safety using his hooves shouting about how "he and the white milky pearl will never be separated, until he has finally located Davey moans chopper".

Now, you see what I did there, I re-interpreted "Captain", as I personally feel that Captain Moo is a mighty seaman.

Ha!
Sperm.

[magicmonkey]

Introducing CAPTAIN MOO!!!



I drew this with a laser mouse by hand. It took me about a 45 minutes I think.

Wow, I love the drooping bewbs on that.

So, here is my script.

1. Captain Moo is eating cereal, squirting milk into the cereal through his udders.
2. The monkey from the previous post runs in, pulling his hair and screaming "Captain Moo, we are about to run aground"
3. Captain Moo steers the ship to safety using his hooves shouting about how "he and the white milky pearl will never be separated, until he has finally located Davey moans chopper".

Now, you see what I did there, I re-interpreted "Captain", as I personally feel that Captain Moo is a mighty seaman.

Ha!
Sperm.

or... Moocas, as I like to call it.

[Fievel]

Moocas.... I fucking shot Coke up my nose laughing at that!!!

[WinslowLeach]

Since hes Captain Americow (a super hero) he should have a real story about how he became Captain Americow. I was thinking this could be in the tradition of Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider Ham.

We should create a personality for him. Like will he be serious, goofy, dumb, sadistic etc?

I was just thinking, it would be funny if he was like a serious all american patriot guy, but hes clumsy and screws things up when he tries to capture the bad guys. Maybe he cant throw the shield good and his milk squirting goes all over the place. The bad guys slip in the milk. Maybe there can be a running joke about his teats...?

Who will the super villains be? Instead of Red Skull what about Red Meat? A guy with a steak head?

[Hermanator X]

Redbull.

Hyperactive nazi bull, trying to mate with Captain Americow.

[so sorry]

Redbull.

Hyperactive nazi bull, trying to mate with Captain Americow.

Brilliant!

I was thinking of the Merryl Lynch bull as a villian.

Cptn Americow's arch nemisis, billionaire play-bull Merryl Lynch is hell bent on world domination thru high finance, and has a penchant for sexual-asphixiation with a noose.

[Hermanator X]

With support from Iron Moose, and Man-Ant. Damned if I can think of an animal equivalent of Hulk or Thor(The god of drizzle and light rain?) tho......

[WinslowLeach]

What about the name Mant?

[optimous]

Panel 1
Americow is seen grazing in a field, Ironmoo descends from the sky

IRONMOO: I’m starting a new initiative. I want every super animal to be registered, pedigreed or not.

AMERICOW: Why?

PANEL 2

IRONMOO: So they will be sanctioned and no one can lactate at will.

AMERICOW: But what about civil liberties? What about protecting our secret identities as mild mannered bovines?

PANEL 3
AMERICOW douses IRONMOO with his udders of power.

AMERICOW: You won’t take me without a fight or a cow bell.

[WinslowLeach]

Im gonna hold off on starting any comic strips for now. But Im gonna work on the characters to start.

[Lord Voldemoo]

Since hes Captain Americow (a super hero) he should have a real story about how he became Captain Americow. I was thinking this could be in the tradition of Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider Ham.

We should create a personality for him. Like will he be serious, goofy, dumb, sadistic etc?

I was just thinking, it would be funny if he was like a serious all american patriot guy, but hes clumsy and screws things up when he tries to capture the bad guys. Maybe he cant throw the shield good and his milk squirting goes all over the place. The bad guys slip in the milk. Maybe there can be a running joke about his teats...?

Who will the super villains be? Instead of Red Skull what about Red Meat? A guy with a steak head?

HAHAHAHA, best thread ever.

He should be serious.....but dumb.

[Bob Samonkey]

He should be serious.....but dumb.

Why do you keep setting these jokes up?

[optimous]

I'm not sure if I need to say it but...Spider-Ham anyone?

[Hermanator X]

Since hes Captain Americow (a super hero) he should have a real story about how he became Captain Americow. I was thinking this could be in the tradition of Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider Ham.

Yup optimous, no need to say anything....

[magicmonkey]

Since hes Captain Americow (a super hero) he should have a real story about how he became Captain Americow. I was thinking this could be in the tradition of Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider Ham.

Yup optimous, no need to say anything....

Has anyone mentioned Spider-Pig?












Ah, forget it...

[WinslowLeach]

Cant do Spider Ham. Its taken.

[havocSchultz]

How 'bout Peter Porker then...?

[WinslowLeach]

Thats the same thing.

[Lord Voldemoo]

why would anyone want to do Spider-Ham when you have

CAPTAIN AMERICOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaleTremont]

The dangerously volatile udders are good. But I always thought a cow's most potent weapon was methane...

[WinslowLeach]

I'll have to use the fart idea.

[Bob Samonkey]

I still wanna be a Thor Monkey!! Get it!!! That was my custom rank back when we had them...

[Lord Voldemoo]

The dangerously volatile udders are good. But I always thought a cow's most potent weapon was methane...

The tragic irony is that most of us are lactose intolerant...

[Evil Hobbit]

He should be allergic for grass. But he has to eat to produce the power milk.

[DaleTremont]

And he has to have either a chick nemesis or a chick love interest! (I vote nemesis!!!!)

Naturally, after enough time and mutual ass-kicking/jibe-trading foreplay has gone its way, they can do it! Now the only question is, are we keeping this strictly in the animal kingdom, or are we gonna have us a Jessica Rabbit situation on our hands?

[Lord Voldemoo]

And he has to have either a chick nemesis or a chick love interest! (I vote nemesis!!!!)

Naturally, after enough time and mutual ass-kicking/jibe-trading foreplay has gone its way, they can do it!

Now the only question is, are we keeping this strictly in the animal kingdom, or are we gonna have us a Jessica Rabbit situation on our hands?

[Bob Samonkey]

And he has to have either a chick nemesis or a chick love interest! (I vote nemesis!!!!)

Naturally, after enough time and mutual ass-kicking/jibe-trading foreplay has gone its way, they can do it! Now the only question is, are we keeping this strictly in the animal kingdom, or are we gonna have us a Jessica Rabbit situation on our hands?

I vote that she has a very serious face and that she shows it to him...

[WinslowLeach]

The nemesis' name will be Prickly Pussy, a large mountain cat.

[DaleTremont]

The nemesis' name will be Prickly Pussy, a large mountain cat.

You just made me lol

(...I'm afraid to use the new lol emoticon...it looks too hysterical.)

[WinslowLeach]

Its a good thing they didnt add the Chortle emoticon!

[Bob Samonkey]

The nemesis' name will be Prickly Pussy, a large mountain cat.

Will she have a serious face?

[WinslowLeach]

The nemesis' name will be Prickly Pussy, a large mountain cat.

Will she have a serious face?

Not sure, maybe Angelina Jolie meets cat face.