The Zone

by **RogueScribner** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:36 pm

Now that I'm grown up Dr. Pedo Bear doesn't want shit to do with me anymore . . .

by **so sorry** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:01 pm

What the fuck am I doing here at a WinniePoohCon?

by **papalazeru** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:17 pm

Obama didn't appreciate that he was obliged to attend the 'Young Monocle Wearers Appreciation Society'

by **CeeBeeUK** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:24 pm

"Damn! How the hell did they register my image so quickly?", he pondered.

by **SilentBobX** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:23 pm

Damn, the service SUCKS here at Fried Panda Testicle

by **Wolfpack** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:25 am

"I'm missing Entourage for a teddy bear doctor convention?"

by **Wolfpack** on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:17 am

by **RogueScribner** on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:39 am

I'm Aryan Woman, defender of the Nordic, attacker of the rest; my Hate, No Debate power has a +12 attack and +6 damage rating! FEAR ME!!!

Uh, who are these guys behind me? They wouldn't hit a woman, would they? :oops:

by **TheBaxter** on Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:07 pm

"hmmm... those guys don't LOOK joo-ish... but then, neither did sammy davis jr."

by **TheBaxter** on Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:08 pm

"dammit, which aisle do they keep the Zyklon B in again? i can never find anything in this damn store!"

by **RogueScribner** on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:09 pm

"Hi, my name is Matilde Moisant. I was flying an aeroplane over the Atlantic Ocean in 1912 and got caught up in a terrible storm. Now I find myself in this strange time. Why is everyone looking at me like that? I'm sorry, what? My clothes? Oh, this is just a good luck charm many aviators from my time wore to keep us safe. It's affiliated with who? And they did what? When did this happen? Oh dear."

by **Peven** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 am

Are you tweeting at ME?!?!?!!? i don't see any other bird around so you must be tweeting at me!!!!!

by **papalazeru** on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:28 pm

"....and this is the last known picture of Martha we have. So, if anyone knows her whereabouts please get in touch with us as soon as possible."

Website · by **Bayouwolf** on Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:52 am

Extended sizes were only 2 dollars more?
awwwww hell...I'm going back tonight and give that cashier what for...

by **SilentBobX** on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:27 pm

Ok, I've got the derringer, bullets, and what else was it he wanted? Cyanide? Hmmm, never a fucking clerk around when you need one. Bastards.

by **TheBaxter** on Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:22 am

"will somebody PLEASE make this crazy white lady put me down?"

by **so sorry** on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:31 pm

Blind Side 2: Baby Boogaloo

by **papalazeru** on Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:00 pm

Baby: Giggity! Hooowraaaaight!

by **TheBaxter** on Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:50 pm

"omg i think she's gonna eat me"

by **darkjedijaina** on Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:27 pm

by **Peven** on Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:42 pm

"I always say, you kill it you eat it"

by **King Of Nowhere** on Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:00 pm

"John Holmes
1944-1988"

by **Ribbons** on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:34 pm

by **so sorry** on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:16 pm

The baseball players
strange red chin hair
have to laugh out loud

by **TheBaxter** on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:41 pm

The exhibition baseball game between the KC Royals and the Romulan Empire got off to a rough start when Romulan Commander Tomalak took offense at the Royals trash talking of their Praetor and disintegrated the team's manager with a phaser rifle.

by **papalazeru** on Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:20 pm

Tonight we have a special line up for you here folks, lets give it up for the Nippon Kabuki team!!!!!

by **TheBaxter** on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:27 pm

Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry enjoys a studly, juicy weiner.

by **Ribbons** on Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:08 pm

by **so sorry** on Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:18 pm

KA-BLOOOEY!!!!!!!!!

by **TheBaxter** on Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm

"yeah, yeah... i'm the moron who brought a shield to a laser fight..."

by **SilentBobX** on Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:59 pm

Missed me!!

Mahalo

by **papalazeru** on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:44 pm

Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

by **SilentBobX** on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:02 pm

Brad: "Here's to swimmin with bow legged women"

Mahalo

by **The Vicar** on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:41 pm

What's the big deal about that pale, ropey leg anyway ? Not sexy. Not sexy at all.

by **Nachokoolaid** on Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:54 am

Nope. I thought she looked sort of sickly, but everyone was too stuck up her ass to say anything.

by **TheBaxter** on Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:17 am

"if everyone stares at my legs, they won't notice how anorexically thin my arms are"

by **Wolfpack** on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:29 pm

Brad's male enhancement pills apparently are doing their job.

by **TheBaxter** on Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:48 am

"i KNEW i shouldn't have ridden a horse to the oscars..."

by **Hermanator X** on Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:43 pm

Oppan Gangnam Style