Favorite Movie Quotes

[John-Locke]

"Finance is like a loaded gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger."

Godfather Part 3

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

'Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer', is pretty much a winner for me.

Why do you think I hang around here with you guys so much?

















PS. The more I look at your Avatar JL, the more it freaks my head out - slowly, but completely.

[John-Locke]

He's doing an impression of an Eraserhead crew member who was almost completely blind reading a road map.




"I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new. Hi, I'm Bill."

ERASERHEAD

[Man-in-the-Box]

I was watching Twin Peaks yesterday and came across a great line that I'd forgotten about. Albert Rosenfeld, played as the perfect A-hole by Miguel Ferrer, Said to Agent Cooper about Sherrif Harry S. Truman
"Look, it's trying to think."
Classic, and I'm going to start using it immediately.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Hey, the Dino, he's really a the sentimental guy, eh? I like a the bambinos anna puppies anna stuff too, no? I like a this one from a the Starman:

"Would a you like a to know what I find a beautiful
about a your species, eh? You are atta your best when a the things, they are atta their worst, no?"

Nice anna timely, considering alla the natural disasters of a the 2005, eh?

[tfactor]

"PAAAIIIINNNN!!!" - Paul Usul Muad'Dib Atreides
Dune

if someone said this one already I'm sorry, not enough time to look thru them all. actually that movie has so many good quotes I'm sure a lot of them were used already. But here's another:

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain"

[magicmonkey]

PRIVATE PILES!!! YOU CLIMB MY OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!!!!!!!

[athenabodicea]

Dr Strangelove:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!" President Merkin Muffley

Batman Returns:
"It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed." Michelle Pfeiffer

Scarface:
"I told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to FUCK ME!"
Alejandro Sosa

Superman:
"I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one simple thing." Ross Webster

Princess Bride:
"Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?" Fezzik
"Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future." Westley

[magicmonkey]

Put it on Big Boy, I won't look at your willy!

- Holly Gilliam from Brasil.

[havocSchultz]

sorry - i couldn't make it through all the pages at this moment - so i'll post some quotes and hopefully their not repeats (and hopefully i get them somewhat right...) be gentle...

1) Charlie bronsan (Once Upon a Time...) - i saw 3 dusters - and in those dusters were 3 men - and in those men were 3 bullet holes...

2) Charlie Bronsan (Once Upon a Time...) - looks like you brought 2 too many...

3) Kurt Russell (Big Trouble in Little China - deleted scene) - too much dried seahorse...

[Bibbowski]

Butch: Starin' at something, friend?
Vincent: I ain't your friend, palooka.
Butch: What did you say?
Vincent: I think you heard me just fine, punchy.

[Khan]

'A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." -Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabi

I don't know what it means, but damn if it doesn't make you sound pretentious if you pull it out after your fifth pint -- and it opened an essay on TE Lawrence that won me a small scholarship. Let's now all take a moment to reflect upon how fucking smart I am.

Thank you.

[tfactor]

'A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." -Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabi

I don't know what it means, but damn if it doesn't make you sound pretentious if you pull it out after your fifth pint -- and it opened an essay on TE Lawrence that won me a small scholarship. Let's now all take a moment to reflect upon how fucking smart I am.

Thank you.

now this I'm sure belongs in the shameless promotion room

don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back there n00b

EDIT: oops forgot my movie quote

"I do believe monsignor's finally got the point"
- Boondock Saints
"now make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here"

[Khan]

I said that with tongue firmly in cheek. The 'let's reflect' bit was a facetious reflection on the line that came before which did indeed (but wasn't meant to) sound like shameless self-promotion.

I hate to explain a joke, not that it was exactly a joke, just -- well, don't ever take anything I say too seriosuly, unless it's pretty clear I want it to be taken seriously

Seriously.

[tfactor]

lol Khan

it's all fun and games until someone cries, now make with the movie quotes

Quote:
"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is" T-Bird from The Crow

[casiel]

"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!"

Keith David as Louis Fedders in, Men At Work, 1990.


"You mean we can kill Whitey? Any Whitey we want? Ain't 'dat a bitch."

Barry White as Brother Bear in, Street Fight, 1975.

[The Vicar]

Two from John Carpenter: ( The Thing)
"You gotta be fucking kidding me...."
"I don't know what it is, but its weird & its pissed off...."

From War Games:
"I don't have to take that from you, you pig eyed sack of shit..."

[ThisIsTheGirl]

I was watching Twin Peaks yesterday and came across a great line that I'd forgotten about. Albert Rosenfeld, played as the perfect A-hole by Miguel Ferrer, Said to Agent Cooper about Sherrif Harry S. Truman
"Look, it's trying to think."
Classic, and I'm going to start using it immediately.

LOL - I've been using that one for many years! I must have put a bunch of Albert quotations up here somewhere - probably on this very thread. My favourite Albert quote used to be my old sig:

Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I've just about had enough of your insults.
Albert Rosenfield: Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it with morons and half-wits, dolts, dunces, dumbbells and you, you chowder-head yokel, you blithering hayseed, you've had enough of *me*?

[John-Locke]

"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!"

Keith David as Louis Fedders in, Men At Work, 1990.

HEHEHEHEH

Some funny shit in that film.

"I Hate Rent-a-Cops"

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Ha I forgot about that!

"Rent-A-Cops" is a phrase pinched from one of Estevez's earlier films, Repo Man

[Piersy]

'Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?'
'I'll give you the answer to that next Saturday!' - Breakfast Club

[Spoon AZ]

Paraphrased:

"I spoke to the Almighty and he thinks he can get me out this one. But he's pretty sure you're fooked!" Irishman from Braveheart.

[DocPazuzu]

"I never knew what my father was until he let Klytus put the bore-worms on me..."

[tfactor]

Doc Holliday: In Vino Veritas.
[In wine is truth. - Meaning - "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind."]
Johnny Ringo: Age Quod Agis.
[Do what you do. - Meaning - "Do what you do best."]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus Apella, Non Ego. The Jew Apella may believe it, not I.
[Meaning, "Oh I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: Eventus Stultorum Magister.
[Events are the teachers of fools. - Meaning - "Fools have to learn by experience."]
Doc Holliday: In Pace Requiescat.
[Rest In Peace - Meaning - "It's Your Funeral!"]

I was thinking of a different line but upon research I learned something

thought I'd share

[John-Locke]

"I never knew what my father was until he let Klytus put the bore-worms on me..."

Nice one.

Most of the film is quotable.

[Nachokoolaid]

Some of my faves from THE USUAL SUSPECTS:

Verbal: Oh gee, thanks Dave, bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion; you'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker.

Keaton: His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint.
McManus: Verbal?
Keaton: Yeah.
Verbal: Roger, really. People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

And my fave from that film...

Fenster: I don't know anything about no fuckin truck.
Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.
Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

And the most quoteable film ever, TOMBSTONE:

Doc Holliday: In Vino Veritas.
[In wine is truth. - Meaning - "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind."]
Johnny Ringo: Age Quod Agis.
[Do what you do. - Meaning - "Do what you do best."]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus Apella, Non Ego. The Jew Apella may believe it, not I.
[Meaning, "Oh I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: Eventus Stultorum Magister.
[Events are the teachers of fools. - Meaning - "Fools have to learn by experience."]
Doc Holliday: In Pace Requiescat.
[Rest In Peace - Meaning - "It's Your Funeral!"]

Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

Sherman McMasters: Where is he?
Doc Holliday: Down by the creek, walking on water.

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Wyatt Earp: From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" - remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Doc Holliday: You know, if I didn't think you were my friend, Ed, I don't think I could bare it.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.

Texas Jack: You ever seen somethin' like that before?
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Hell, I never even heard of something like that.

Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

Doc Holliday: Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

Doc Holliday: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

Wyatt Earp: Sheriff Behan, have you met Doc Holliday?
Doc Holliday: Piss on you, Wyatt.

Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Tyler! You madcap!
Johnny Tyler: Doc?
Doc Holliday: Where you goin' with that shotgun?


Like I said, it's one of the most quoteable films ever. Kilmer created one of the most memorable western icons ever with his Doc Holliday.

[rserocki]

Colonel Dax in Paths of Glory: "I apologize for not being entirely honest with you.
I apologize for not revealing my true feelings.
I apologize for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man.
And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!"

[tfactor]

wow great minds think alike indeed



I think tombstone ranks, close too/if not, number one most quote-able movies. Val Kilmer's finest moment

[Ribbons]

(From Club Dread)

"There's always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the apple pie! Well, you just shat in one apple pie that knows how to shit back!!"

[minstrel]

Peter O'Toole gets some great lines in "The Lion in Winter" as King Henry II. There's a scene after one of a long series of attempts to outmaneuver his wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine, played by Katherine Hepburn, involving his mistress. I don't remember the EXACT quote, but it goes something like this:

Mistress: "So what happens now?"
Henry: "I have no idea. But I know I'm winning. And I know I'll win. Oh, God, but I do love being King!"

O'toole delivers that last sentence with great relish. I love it.

[Dingleberry]

"My cookie would kill you..."
Leading lady in 'Black Belt Jones'

"You see? YOU SEE?! Your STUPID minds! Stupid...STUPID!"
Eros in 'Plan 9'

"We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. So we're going back again in a couple of weeks."
Groucho in 'Animal Crackers'

[magicmonkey]

"Dear Miss Brodie, I hope it will be convenient for you to see me in my office this afternoon at 4:15. Emily Mackay."

Four fifteen. Not four, not four thirty, but four fifteen. Hm. She thinks to intimidate me by the use of quarter hours?!

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, the 60's version. A great little British film if you haven't seen it.

[jordan]

Batman Begins had the best lines of the year so far...

[Iconoclastica]

Bruce Wayne: "A guy dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

[EWS]

The Braveheart character was Stephen! And although Irish in the movie, he's bleeding Scottish!

[colonel_lugz]

"Im a mean muther-fuckin servant of God" - Dusk til Dawn

[minstrel]

In Beetlejuice, Robert Goulet hangs up the phone after talking with Jeffery Jones, stares for a moment at the phone, and just says:

"Putz."

Goulet delivers this one syllable with infinite contempt. I love it.

[Ribbons]

Robert Goulet hangs up the phone after talking with Jeffery Jones, stares for a moment at the phone, and just says:

"Putz."

IPAMPILASH.

[Alex DeLarge]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a studly, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any fucking time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Jesus so many great ones...

[havocSchultz]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a studly, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any fucking time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Jesus so many great ones...

"looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass...

[Seppuku]

I've got a few nuggets from Ray Winstone and Ben Kingsley's Sexy Beast here just for you lucky people:

Don: Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.
Gal: What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired.
Don: Shut up.

Don: You got very nice eyes, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?

Don: I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?

[Peven]

"looks like someone threw away a perfectly good white boy" is from Better Off Dead originally.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Every Holly Hunter line in The Piano.

[asphyx]

I am Godzilla, You are Japan.

Don't know that one.

it's from "things to do in denver when you're dead".

[asphyx]

pretty much every line in "Withnail & I". That one is quotable throughout.

in michael crichton's "Coma" there's a scene where genevieve bujold goes into her boss' office and tells him about her suspicions and he'll have nothing of it and tells her to take a break. she leaves the office and he goes: "Women...CHRIST!" not politically correct nowadays, but a great line perfectly delivered.

[TONY DEWONDERFUL]

All from my favourite film.

"Let me tell you one thing son. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

""Boys, don't never, but never, make fun of no cripple!"

"The tragedy of *your* time, my young friends, is that you may get exactly what you want.|

"Well, if it isn't God's gift to the eight-year-olds."

"We were speaking of belief; beliefs and conditioning. All belief possibly could be said to be the result of *some* conditioning. Thus, the study of history is simply the study of one belief system deposing another, and so on and so on and so on... A psychologically tested belief of our time is that the central nervous system, which feeds its impulses directly to the brain, conscious and subconscious, is unable to discern between the real, and the vividly imagined experience. If there is a difference, and most of us believe there is -am I being clear? For to examine these concepts requires tremendous energy and discipline. To experience the now, without preconception or beliefs, to allow the unknown to occur and to occur, requires clarity. And where there is clarity there is no choice. And where there is choice, there is misery. And why should anyone listen to me? Why should I speak, since I know nothing?"

[The Vicar]

If it hasn't been added yet, it will be now. From Jagged Edge - Robert Loggia's last line of the movie ( which made me howl outloud in the theatre)

"Fuck him. He was trash"

[RockyDennis]

Some that I haven't seen on here yet


"General Zod, would you care to step outside"
"Im real sorry your mom blew up Ricky"
"Why do they call you Booger?"
"This town needs an enema"
"I bet he's shot a million dollars in his arm"
"They were known as test pilots, and nobody knew their names"
"I am an exceptional thief"
"I don't hate people. I just like it a lot better when they're not around."
"You're a poetry major? Maybe you could help me straighten out my longfellow."
"I bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes."
"Emilioooooooooooooo!"
"If we give up now, we're giving up to all the cute and fuzzy bunnies everywhere."

[ThisIsTheGirl]

I've got a few nuggets from Ray Winstone and Ben Kingsley's Sexy Beast here just for you lucky people:

Don: Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.
Gal: What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired.
Don: Shut up.

Don: You got very nice eyes, DeeDee. Never noticed them before. They real?

Don: I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?

Don't get me started - too late!

Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a studly blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
Gal: Don....
Don: Say it!
Gal: No.
Don: Yes. Fuck off wanker, you're doing it.

Don: I find this astonishing, you're amazing, this is astounding. Repeat
Gal: This isn't just about me. It's about Jackie
Don: [Pacing up and down] I come over here.....for professional reasons, nothing else. I gotta put a team together, I gotta hand-pick a team. And I had you in mind for that team, but quite frankly - your attitude appalls me. It's not what you're saying, it's all the stuff you're not saying. Insinnuendos. You really are demonstrating some whopping great ego there, I'd keep that in check if I were you. Cos considering what I know about you and the OUTRAGEOUSNESS of what's going on inside your head, whatever seedy thoughts you're having - which I don't wanna know!!!! Cos they're so disgusting!!! [kicks the cupboard] Fuckin' hell, fuckin' hell! I would like to leave now, this minute. Get me a taxi.

Apologies for this last one - it's an extension of the quotation I used on Page 2 of this thread.......

[The Vicar]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room !"

The Great Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove.