The Zone

by **Ye Black Knight** on Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:07 am

Strong wind!
Magic mist!
To Asgard the Valkries fly!
High overhead,
they carry the dead,
where blood of my enemies lies!

Manowar "Blood of My Enemies"

This post now concludeth!

by **Wolfpack** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:42 pm

A man decides after seventy years
That what he goes there for
Is to unlock the door
While those around him criticize and sleep

by **The Vicar** on Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:14 am

And if you were with me tonight
I'd sing to you, just one more time
A song for a heart so big
God wouldn't let it live.....

[ for John ]

by **DennisMM** on Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:57 am

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go through time with

by **DennisMM** on Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:11 pm

But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger ah-ah
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger?

by **SilentBobX** on Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:17 am

Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greaaaaaaaaaaaaaatest earthquake
Ever knowwwwwwwwwn
Hiiiiiiiiigh on a rapid
It struck their tiny raft
And plunged them down 1000 feet below

To the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of the loooooooost(lost lost lost lost)

Mahalo

by **Wolfpack** on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:21 am

Little piece of me you can't have
And I know that it's driving you mad
There's a part inside you can't reach
I'm afraid that's the way it's gonna be
There's a part of you that wants to fight
But I never really had the appetite
I fear my feelings won't speak
Words will be taken upon the breeze
The wind is always blowing

by **Ribbons** on Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:37 pm

I'm bad with bows and arrows.
I'm not so good at guns.
Poison seems old fashioned,
and hired help's no fun.
But I do know how to drive a car
faster than a man can run...

by **Al Shut** on Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:03 am

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Monty Python - Every sperm is sacred

by **Wolfpack** on Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:38 pm

In your head, In your head
Zombie, zombie
Eh eh eh eh oh oh oh oh

by **darkjedijaina** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:37 am

I don't know what color your eyes are, baby
but your hair is long and brown...

love and rockets - so alive

by **Peven** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:20 am

you're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

by **SilentBobX** on Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:19 pm

Bugs Bunny came to Martinique

When he arrived he was pretty weak

His knees looked like they would buckle in

His tribulations caused by a penguin

Now hes built a boat on which they both can leave

He hoped that fickle fate had nothing up her sleeve

If he should accomplish this daring thing

A miracle to Martinique Bugs did bring

Mahalo

by **minstrel** on Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:26 pm

Ah, for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line
Through our land so wild and savage
To make a Northwest Passage to the sea ...

- Stan Rogers

by **TheBaxter** on Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:52 am

As i go through
This wicked week
Searchin' for talented QBs in the NFL draft.

I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only Rivers, Tebow, and Ryan Leaf?

And each time i feel like this inside,
There's one thing i wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout Eli & Peyton Manning? ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout Eli & Peyton Manning?

And as i watched on
Through later rounds
My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes
So where are the strong
And who are the busts?
And where is next Tom Brady?
Sweet Tom Brady.

'cause each time i feel Luck slippin' away, just trade up for RG III.
What's so funny 'bout Eli & Peyton Manning? ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout Eli & Peyton Manning?

by **Wolfpack** on Sun May 20, 2012 8:40 pm

I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me

RIP Robin Gibb

by **TheButcher** on Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:46 pm

From Deadline:
Virtual Elvis from the makers of the virtual Tupac

by **justcheckin** on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:17 pm

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle YEAH!

by **The Vicar** on Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:08 pm

Wolfpack wrote:I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me

RIP Robin Gibb

Naw, Rob. I was never a big Bee Gees fan ( screw disco), but you did more than alright
and the joke was not on you.

by **The Vicar** on Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:12 pm

The Vicar wrote:
Wolfpack wrote:I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me

RIP Robin Gibb

Naw, Rob. I was never a big Bee Gees fan ( screw disco), but you did more than alright
and the joke was not on you.

You wrote some good stuff before disco came along like Don King in Mike Tyson's life and ripped everything up.
Hey! The Bee Gees had a whole other life before disco transmorgraphied them into something to be shunned.
Disco.
Music in the waiting room in Hell and all other fine establishments where misery is gladly dispensed ( churches, for example).

by **Wolfpack** on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:34 am

Musical history lesson:

Ben E. King, 1961:

There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
It is a special one, it's never seen the sun
It only comes out when the moon is on the run
And all the stars are gleaming
It's growing in the street, right up through the concrete
But soft and sweet and dreaming

Justin Bieber, 2010:

And I was like, baby baby baby oh!
Like baby baby baby no!
Baby baby baby oh!

Wha...what happened?

by **so sorry** on Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:20 am

Wolfie I've seen that comparison elsewhere, and its a funny jab at the apparent state of lyrics in today music industry. But seriously, comparing the refrain from Beiber's stupid pop song to Spanish Harlem is hardly fair. Pop music can't be compared like that, from this generations or any others.

Here's a few examples of the refrain from a few classic pop songs from the 60s:

Go go, go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go, go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go, Johnny B. Good

She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now
(Come on baby)
Come on and work it on out
(Work it on out)

Now I'm not defending Beiber's songs, but you see my point, right? :-P

by **minstrel** on Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:52 am

My favorite example of vacuous and shallow "classic" rock lyrics is Buddy Holly's "Peggy Sue":

If you knew Peggy Sue
Then you’d know why I feel blue
Without Peggy, my Peggy Sue
Oh well, I love you gal, yes, I love you Peggy Sue

Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue
Oh how my heart yearns for you
Oh Peggy, my Peggy Sue
Oh well, I love you gal, yes, I love you Peggy Sue

Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Sue
Oh Peggy, my Peggy Sue
Oh well, I love you gal and I need you Peggy Sue

I love you Peggy Sue
With a love so rare and true
Oh Peggy, my Peggy Sue
Well I love you gal, I want you Peggy Sue

Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Sue
Oh Peggy, my Peggy Sue
Oh well, I love you gal and I need you Peggy Sue

I love you Peggy Sue
With a love so rare and true
Oh Peggy, my Peggy Sue
Well I love you gal, I want you Peggy Sue
Oh well, I love you gal and I want you Peggy Sue

by **Wolfpack** on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:40 pm

No thanks, I prefer to nerdily put down modern music while looking at the past through rose colored glasses, ignorning the shallow tunes of yore. :-P

by **Peven** on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:26 am

you want it all but you can't have it
it's in your face but you can't grab it.....

by **shitjet** on Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:50 am

i want it all, i want it all, i want it all

and i want it now.

by **Wolfpack** on Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:12 am

Welcome back, shitjet.

by **caruso_stalker217** on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:51 pm

Wolfpack wrote:Welcome back, shitjet.

Best internet handle ever.

by **TheBaxter** on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:57 pm

Wolfpack wrote:Welcome back, shitjet.

little known fact: this was the original title of Welcome Back, Kotter before ABC changed it.

by **BuckyO'harre** on Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:58 am

Down in Alabama we like homecooked fare, yeah
So we're gonna strap ya to the fryin' chair.

by **Al Shut** on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:46 am

Muh, Muh, Muh macht die Kuh
Mäh, Mäh, Mäh macht die Ziege
Wau, Wau, Wau macht der Enzian
Doch das ist eine Lüge

by **Al Shut** on Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:51 pm

Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31

by **darkjedijaina** on Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:06 pm

life is a bitch, but she's totally doable
she'll knock you around
and she'll lend you a hand
oh she may be a beauty
but life, life is a bitch

by **Al Shut** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:25 pm

and everytime we were sad (and sad we were pretty often)
we went to your home and listened to the Smiths

Farin Urlaub - Sumisu

translated by me

by **Spandau Belly** on Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:53 am

cease to resist, giving my goodbye
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation

i've kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
walked the sand with the crustaceans
could find my way to mariana
on a wave of mutilation

by **Wolfpack** on Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:57 pm

oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
and he shows them pearly whites
just a jacknife has old MacHeath, babe
and he keeps it out of sight

by **Al Shut** on Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:00 am

Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
so die Tränen sieht man nicht

in der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Träne fließt
und so kommt es dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist

by **Spandau Belly** on Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:57 pm

For you I was a flame
Love is a losing game
Five story fire as you came
Love is a losing game

One I wish I never played
Oh what a mess we made
And now the final frame
Love is a losing game

Played out by the band
Love is a losing hand
More than I could stand
Love is a losing hand

Self professed, profound
'til the chips were down
I know you're a gambling man
Love is a losing hand

Though I battle blind
Love is a fate resigned
Memories mar my mind
Love is a fate resigned

Over futile odds
And laughed at by the gods
And now the final frame
Love is a losing game