The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

[Peven]

Blake is actually is funny here, I he's got some of the same jock comedic quality that guys like the Rock have. I may not pay to see this in the theatre but I will definitely check it out on digital/Netflix/etc

[Peven]

Wes Anderson fucking GOLD

[Peven]

"Heathers" for 2018

[so sorry]

"Heathers" for 2018

Correction, its "American Pshyco meets Heathers" (according to the trailer...)

[Peven]

yeah, I'm not sure about the American Psycho reference, but I genuinely got a Heathers vibe while watching the trailer before the reference was made

[so sorry]

This looks bonkers.

[Peven]

fuckin A

[Al Shut]

Minor miracle I got aware of this before it even comes out



If you ask me it looks like all those years were worth the wait.

[Peven]

wow, i didn't know Fran Tarkington was French.

[so sorry]

Holy fuckballs does this look stoopid.

[Fievel]

Just like Guy Ritchie's King Arthur film, there is such an over-emphasis on visual style over any substance of character.

[Ribbons]

For a second there I thought this WAS Guy Ritchie's King Arthur film

[so sorry]

Well this looks batshit crazy.

[so sorry]

Tom brings it yet again. Popcorn action fun right there.

[Peven]

yeah, Saturday matinee $6.50 seats will do, pig, that'll do

[Ribbons]

This looks bonkers.

Now with red band trailer:



I have no idea what the fuck this is, but I want it

[so sorry]

Wreck It Raplh 2, now with internet connection!

[Peven]

haw are they going to show all the porn and still keep it PG-13?

[Peven]

this is giving me a foreboding sense of meh.

[caruso_stalker217]

About a week late on this one and I hadn't heard of it until yesterday. Now on my must see list.

[so sorry]

Very Tarantino-y.

[Ribbons]

In France it's called THE EL ROYALE WITH CHEESE

[so sorry]

In France it's called THE EL ROYALE WITH CHEESE

[Ribbons]

I recently saw a preview for a whimsical children's fantasy called The House With a Clock in Its Walls, directed by torture-porn auteur Eli Roth(!?).



Needless to say, I'm very confused by the whole thing. But it doesn't look completely terrible(!?). I'm predicting now that it's going to be a John Carter/Lone Ranger affair that bombs at the box office but that I kind of like nonetheless.

[Fievel]

I'm predicting now that it's going to be a John Carter/Lone Ranger affair that bombs at the box office but that I kind of like nonetheless.

Great.
Another film for Peven to berate everyone for not liking.


Yeah, I gave that comment a wink.
Meds are doing their job today!

[Peven]

who are you trying to kid, you know i'll find a reason to berate people one way or another no matter what

yeah, I gave my own comment a "peven" because i'm just that empty inside


but people who don't like Speed Racer are soulless

[so sorry]

Castle Wolfenstein

[Fievel]

Godzilla: King of Monsters



The music....the monsters.... fucking perfect trailer.

[Fievel]

Shazam



I am extremely pleasantly surprised by this. This looks so much better than I had thought it would.

[Fievel]

Aquaman



There is a ton of shit happening in this movie. This looks good!

[caruso_stalker217]

Godzilla: King of Monsters



The music....the monsters.... fucking perfect trailer.

Evil Vera Farmiga? Mothra? Roh-Dan? Godzilla singing classical music? CHARLES FUCKING DANCE?

I'm in.

[caruso_stalker217]

Shazam



I am extremely pleasantly surprised by this. This looks so much better than I had thought it would.

This looks like goofy ridiculous fun. Can't wait to see how they fuck it up, but I think I'll be going to see it anyway.