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Postby Peven on Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:21 am



Blake is actually is funny here, I he's got some of the same jock comedic quality that guys like the Rock have. I may not pay to see this in the theatre but I will definitely check it out on digital/Netflix/etc
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Postby Peven on Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:08 pm



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Postby Peven on Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:14 pm



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Postby so sorry on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:30 pm

Peven wrote:

"Heathers" for 2018



Correction, its "American Pshyco meets Heathers" (according to the trailer...)
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:54 pm

yeah, I'm not sure about the American Psycho reference, but I genuinely got a Heathers vibe while watching the trailer before the reference was made
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Postby so sorry on Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:46 pm



This looks bonkers.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:08 pm

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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Al Shut on Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:58 pm

Minor miracle I got aware of this before it even comes out



If you ask me it looks like all those years were worth the wait.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:41 pm

wow, i didn't know Fran Tarkington was French. :-P
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu May 03, 2018 12:31 pm



Holy fuckballs does this look stoopid.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Thu May 03, 2018 8:22 pm

Just like Guy Ritchie's King Arthur film, there is such an over-emphasis on visual style over any substance of character.
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Postby Ribbons on Mon May 07, 2018 10:58 pm

For a second there I thought this WAS Guy Ritchie's King Arthur film
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Mon May 14, 2018 1:40 pm



Well this looks batshit crazy.
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Postby so sorry on Thu May 17, 2018 12:23 pm



Tom brings it yet again. Popcorn action fun right there.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Thu May 17, 2018 6:50 pm

yeah, Saturday matinee $6.50 seats will do, pig, that'll do :wink: :-P
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Sun May 20, 2018 11:49 pm

so sorry wrote:

This looks bonkers.


Now with red band trailer:



I have no idea what the fuck this is, but I want it
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Postby so sorry on Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:25 pm



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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:52 pm

haw are they going to show all the porn and still keep it PG-13? :-P
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:11 pm




this is giving me a foreboding sense of meh. :-P
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:17 pm

About a week late on this one and I hadn't heard of it until yesterday. Now on my must see list.

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Postby so sorry on Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:39 pm



Very Tarantino-y.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:31 pm

In France it's called THE EL ROYALE WITH CHEESE
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Postby so sorry on Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:27 pm

Ribbons wrote:In France it's called THE EL ROYALE WITH CHEESE



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Postby so sorry on Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:06 pm



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Postby so sorry on Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:08 pm



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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:14 pm

This looks to be a perfect ending to Redford's career. Nothing new or groundbreaking, and it doesn't need to be. And it calls back to plenty of characters he's played in the past.

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Postby Ribbons on Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:05 am

I appreciate the old school, '70s-era font they used
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Postby Wolfpack on Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:19 pm

Hopefully the gun treats him better than the sea treated him.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:53 pm



kind of a strange vibe for a Tiffany biopic, but Dinklage has the acting chops to pull it off, so i'm in.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:47 pm

TheBaxter wrote:

kind of a strange vibe for a Tiffany biopic, but Dinklage has the acting chops to pull it off, so i'm in.



Looks good
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:40 am



New Coen Brothers flick. I'm hot and cold with these guys, this one looks good.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:32 pm

Here's a movie version of THIS IS US, by the guy who makes THIS IS US. It's not really a Zoner movie, but I think it looks absolutely terrible and would like some feedback:

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Postby Fievel on Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:19 am

so sorry wrote:

New Coen Brothers flick. I'm hot and cold with these guys, this one looks good.


My favorite Coen films tend to put a smile on my face. I smiled a-plenty at that trailer. This was originally a six-episode series before they whittled it down to a single film. I'm wondering if those episodes will ever be released in full....

And Ribbons, that Life Itself will find an audience. Maybe not even until it hits home video, but it will find its audience. And those people buy tissues in bulk because they wail weekly when watching This Is Us.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:12 am

Ribbons wrote:Here's a movie version of THIS IS US, by the guy who makes THIS IS US. It's not really a Zoner movie, but I think it looks absolutely terrible and would like some feedback:




This is unabashedly a "Wine/Book Club" movie aimed 125% at my wife and her friends. And it is 150% a cash grab piece of shit.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:50 am



This is scary as fuck because I can see something like this Oath thing happening with Trump.

But on the other hand...... Trash Pussy..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:37 pm

"grab 'em by the trash pussy"
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:07 pm



is it wrong that i'm more interested/intrigued by the backstory of Drago and his son than i am in anything to do with Rocky or Creeed Jr?
i feel like we've gotten to know those two characters well enough in the last film and there's just not much ground left to cover there. but the Dragos? now THAT would be a movie i'd be interested in seeing. what happened to Drago after losing his match to Rocky in the 80s (spoiler, btw)? did he become an outcast in the USSR, blamed by the soviet gov't for losing the match and shaming his country? what happened to him after the collapse of the Soviet Union? did he end up becoming an enforcer for a russian mob (which would echo nicely Rocky's own origin story)? who is Viktor Drago's mom? is Drago training his son to fight Creed as some kind of revenge for his loss to Rocky that derailed his life (hence the "raised in hate" line from this trailer)?

frankly those questions are a lot more interesting to me than whether Creed Jr will make up with his wife or realize how much his family depends on him, or whether Rocky's cancer comes back, or anything else really to do with those characters. i'm sure we'll get the answers to some or all of those questions, but i hope it's not just in passing, just exposition to set up the Creed/Rocky stuff. and i hope the Drago's are actual characters and not just cardboard stereotypes repeated from Rocky IV. really, i'd just rather have a Drago film where Rocky and Creed are the background characters, than the other way around. or at least an even split. it could have been something like the Cobra Kai series on Netflix, where Johnny is just as significant and complex a character as Daniel.
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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:26 pm

My own fantasy version of a CREED sequel would have split the narrative between the two, focusing on Drago Jr. as an up and comer, a la CREED 1 (and every sports movie ever), looking to take on his father's legacy much as Creed Jr. did in the first film. Except his dad is still alive and an asshole (as evidenced in the trailer. I hope Dolph scowls like that through the whole movie) and taking out his own failures and frustrations on his son (probably this will play out similarly in the film).

Basically, probably what we are getting with this film except I would prefer the focus to be slightly more on Baby Drago and told more from his point of view.

And the title should have been CREED/DRAGO, cuz that would be fun.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:48 pm

When is Rocky finally going to fight in space? All these terrestrial bouts are boring and formulaic now.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:20 pm

Space is played out. When will Rocky fight at the bottom of the ocean?

ROCKY V AQUAMAN.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:22 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:My own fantasy version of a CREED sequel would have split the narrative between the two, focusing on Drago Jr. as an up and comer, a la CREED 1 (and every sports movie ever), looking to take on his father's legacy much as Creed Jr. did in the first film. Except his dad is still alive and an asshole (as evidenced in the trailer. I hope Dolph scowls like that through the whole movie) and taking out his own failures and frustrations on his son (probably this will play out similarly in the film).

Basically, probably what we are getting with this film except I would prefer the focus to be slightly more on Baby Drago and told more from his point of view.

And the title should have been CREED/DRAGO, cuz that would be fun.


this one will have a post credits scene with Rocky and Drago that mirrors the one he had with Creed at the end of III :wink:
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:22 pm

DING. DING.

If we get a LeRoy Neiman style painting out of it, I'm game.
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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:56 am

Honestly, it took me a good 30 seconds of "I know I know that guy" before I realized it was Christian Bale (the teeth gave him away) and it kinda knocked me for a loop. I think I'll pay theater monies for this.
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Postby so sorry on Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:59 am

caruso_stalker217 wrote:Honestly, it took me a good 30 seconds of "I know I know that guy" before I realized it was Christian Bale (the teeth gave him away) and it kinda knocked me for a loop. I think I'll pay theater monies for this.



The dopey George Bush is hysterical too. I'd like to believe this is a satirical look at the truth, but I'm guessing its not...
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:25 pm

i've been waiting years for them to do a real sequel to American Psycho, and it looks like it was worth the wait.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:14 pm

You like Huey Lewis and the News?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:47 pm

what's wrong with Huey Lewis and the News??? "Sports" is a sweet album :D
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:05 am



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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:38 pm



is this a Queen Amidala prequel or a sequel to those SNL bits of natalie portman rapping... or both? i'm guessing both.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:19 am

TheBaxter wrote:

is this a Queen Amidala prequel or a sequel to those SNL bits of natalie portman rapping... or both? i'm guessing both.



Well that was....confusing. Maybe its just one really long Dior commercial.
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