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Ribbons wrote:In France it's called THE EL ROYALE WITH CHEESE



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Postby Fievel on Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:14 pm

This looks to be a perfect ending to Redford's career. Nothing new or groundbreaking, and it doesn't need to be. And it calls back to plenty of characters he's played in the past.

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Postby Ribbons on Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:05 am

I appreciate the old school, '70s-era font they used
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Postby Wolfpack on Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:19 pm

Hopefully the gun treats him better than the sea treated him.
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Postby TheBaxter on Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:53 pm



kind of a strange vibe for a Tiffany biopic, but Dinklage has the acting chops to pull it off, so i'm in.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:47 pm

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kind of a strange vibe for a Tiffany biopic, but Dinklage has the acting chops to pull it off, so i'm in.



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Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:40 am



New Coen Brothers flick. I'm hot and cold with these guys, this one looks good.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:32 pm

Here's a movie version of THIS IS US, by the guy who makes THIS IS US. It's not really a Zoner movie, but I think it looks absolutely terrible and would like some feedback:

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Postby Fievel on Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:19 am

so sorry wrote:

New Coen Brothers flick. I'm hot and cold with these guys, this one looks good.


My favorite Coen films tend to put a smile on my face. I smiled a-plenty at that trailer. This was originally a six-episode series before they whittled it down to a single film. I'm wondering if those episodes will ever be released in full....

And Ribbons, that Life Itself will find an audience. Maybe not even until it hits home video, but it will find its audience. And those people buy tissues in bulk because they wail weekly when watching This Is Us.
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Postby so sorry on Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:12 am

Ribbons wrote:Here's a movie version of THIS IS US, by the guy who makes THIS IS US. It's not really a Zoner movie, but I think it looks absolutely terrible and would like some feedback:




This is unabashedly a "Wine/Book Club" movie aimed 125% at my wife and her friends. And it is 150% a cash grab piece of shit.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:50 am



This is scary as fuck because I can see something like this Oath thing happening with Trump.

But on the other hand...... Trash Pussy..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:37 pm

"grab 'em by the trash pussy"
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:07 pm



is it wrong that i'm more interested/intrigued by the backstory of Drago and his son than i am in anything to do with Rocky or Creeed Jr?
i feel like we've gotten to know those two characters well enough in the last film and there's just not much ground left to cover there. but the Dragos? now THAT would be a movie i'd be interested in seeing. what happened to Drago after losing his match to Rocky in the 80s (spoiler, btw)? did he become an outcast in the USSR, blamed by the soviet gov't for losing the match and shaming his country? what happened to him after the collapse of the Soviet Union? did he end up becoming an enforcer for a russian mob (which would echo nicely Rocky's own origin story)? who is Viktor Drago's mom? is Drago training his son to fight Creed as some kind of revenge for his loss to Rocky that derailed his life (hence the "raised in hate" line from this trailer)?

frankly those questions are a lot more interesting to me than whether Creed Jr will make up with his wife or realize how much his family depends on him, or whether Rocky's cancer comes back, or anything else really to do with those characters. i'm sure we'll get the answers to some or all of those questions, but i hope it's not just in passing, just exposition to set up the Creed/Rocky stuff. and i hope the Drago's are actual characters and not just cardboard stereotypes repeated from Rocky IV. really, i'd just rather have a Drago film where Rocky and Creed are the background characters, than the other way around. or at least an even split. it could have been something like the Cobra Kai series on Netflix, where Johnny is just as significant and complex a character as Daniel.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:26 pm

My own fantasy version of a CREED sequel would have split the narrative between the two, focusing on Drago Jr. as an up and comer, a la CREED 1 (and every sports movie ever), looking to take on his father's legacy much as Creed Jr. did in the first film. Except his dad is still alive and an asshole (as evidenced in the trailer. I hope Dolph scowls like that through the whole movie) and taking out his own failures and frustrations on his son (probably this will play out similarly in the film).

Basically, probably what we are getting with this film except I would prefer the focus to be slightly more on Baby Drago and told more from his point of view.

And the title should have been CREED/DRAGO, cuz that would be fun.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:48 pm

When is Rocky finally going to fight in space? All these terrestrial bouts are boring and formulaic now.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:20 pm

Space is played out. When will Rocky fight at the bottom of the ocean?

ROCKY V AQUAMAN.
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Postby Peven on Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:22 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:My own fantasy version of a CREED sequel would have split the narrative between the two, focusing on Drago Jr. as an up and comer, a la CREED 1 (and every sports movie ever), looking to take on his father's legacy much as Creed Jr. did in the first film. Except his dad is still alive and an asshole (as evidenced in the trailer. I hope Dolph scowls like that through the whole movie) and taking out his own failures and frustrations on his son (probably this will play out similarly in the film).

Basically, probably what we are getting with this film except I would prefer the focus to be slightly more on Baby Drago and told more from his point of view.

And the title should have been CREED/DRAGO, cuz that would be fun.


this one will have a post credits scene with Rocky and Drago that mirrors the one he had with Creed at the end of III :wink:
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:22 pm

DING. DING.

If we get a LeRoy Neiman style painting out of it, I'm game.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:56 am

Honestly, it took me a good 30 seconds of "I know I know that guy" before I realized it was Christian Bale (the teeth gave him away) and it kinda knocked me for a loop. I think I'll pay theater monies for this.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:59 am

caruso_stalker217 wrote:Honestly, it took me a good 30 seconds of "I know I know that guy" before I realized it was Christian Bale (the teeth gave him away) and it kinda knocked me for a loop. I think I'll pay theater monies for this.



The dopey George Bush is hysterical too. I'd like to believe this is a satirical look at the truth, but I'm guessing its not...
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:25 pm

i've been waiting years for them to do a real sequel to American Psycho, and it looks like it was worth the wait.
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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:14 pm

You like Huey Lewis and the News?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:47 pm

what's wrong with Huey Lewis and the News??? "Sports" is a sweet album :D
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Postby so sorry on Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:05 am



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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:38 pm



is this a Queen Amidala prequel or a sequel to those SNL bits of natalie portman rapping... or both? i'm guessing both.
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Postby so sorry on Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:19 am

TheBaxter wrote:

is this a Queen Amidala prequel or a sequel to those SNL bits of natalie portman rapping... or both? i'm guessing both.



Well that was....confusing. Maybe its just one really long Dior commercial.
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Postby Ribbons on Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:55 pm

Black-ish Swan?
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Postby Wolfpack on Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:41 am

Ma-donnie Darko?
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Postby Orcus on Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:24 pm

So. Detective Pikachu. Discuss
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Postby Wolfpack on Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:43 pm

I bet they'll have a scene where Pikachu wakes up in a messy apartment and immediately pours a glass of scotch while a generic, bluesy guitar plays in the background.
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Postby Al Shut on Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:27 am

I just can't get past the fact that Pikachu is talking.

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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Orcus on Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:38 am

Wolfpack wrote:I bet they'll have a scene where Pikachu wakes up in a messy apartment and immediately pours a glass of scotch while a generic, bluesy guitar plays in the background.


You forgot to have it in b/w with shot from the angle where it was behind a spinning ceiling fan.

Damn it feels good for Orcus to be back since Orcus' shadow ban down below
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Postby Fievel on Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:36 am

Orcus wrote:
Wolfpack wrote:I bet they'll have a scene where Pikachu wakes up in a messy apartment and immediately pours a glass of scotch while a generic, bluesy guitar plays in the background.


You forgot to have it in b/w with shot from the angle where it was behind a spinning ceiling fan.

Damn it feels good for Orcus to be back since Orcus' shadow ban down below



Did you get banned on the main site?!?
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Postby Orcus on Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:02 pm

Shadow banned.

Which is basically a pussy way out where you can post, and you can see your post, but the post is invisible to everyone else.

Basically this was to give the illusion that you can still post without fearing that you will come back as a sockpuppet.

Considering Orcus's old posts are in closed threads, they were effectively preserved in amber an not affected.

Besides, the culture there has changed and most of the old guard has drifted away so there is really no point to going back
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Postby Wolfpack on Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:39 pm

Whoever banned you must've been a fan of Species 2.
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Postby Fievel on Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:08 pm

Man, the moderation of those Talkbacks is brutal. Puts the olden days to shame.
After Harry left, I stopped going to the main site. Not only were the Talkbacks so heavily moderated, but the thought of earning them a cent of ad revenue creeped me out.
I frequent Dark Horizons now. They're pretty decent on being up-to-date with the news, and the comments section is pretty decent there.
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Postby Orcus on Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:28 pm

Orcus missed the golden age of AICN. As long as you proved your knowledge you were in. Now it's a pissing ground. Yeah you have some good folks but it' has gone downhill. Sister Satan seems to be keeping the brand alive so more power to her. Folks seem to be more positive towards her than Harry. Guess that's a plus
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:31 pm



when i first saw they were releasing a Dumbo film, i thought "isn't it a little soon for a Trump biopic? at least wait a few months for the impeachment"
then i saw all the elephants, and i realized it's not about how dumb Trump is.... it's about how dumb the republicans in general are.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:03 pm

Orcus wrote:So. Detective Pikachu. Discuss


Would Orcus like a trailer link?



It kind of looks like a giant commercial for the new Nintendo console.
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Postby Orcus on Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:47 am

Nah it's cool, Orcus checked it out and it looks bizarre enough that Orcus might check it out when it's released on cable or whatever. It kinda has a Roger Rabbit vibe to it though
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Postby Peven on Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:57 pm




have not read the books but this trailer has grabbed my interest
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Postby so sorry on Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:52 pm



Thor in a sharp black suit.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:12 pm

so sorry wrote:

Thor in a sharp black suit.


these (wo)men in black have a very particular set of skills.
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Postby TheBaxter on Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:52 am



it's amazing how much mileage you can get out of people making creepy faces at the camera.
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Postby Fievel on Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:46 pm

Rupert Grint did it for 8 Harry Potter films.
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it's touching to see how "proud" photobucket is of that pic.
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it's touching to see how "proud" photobucket is of that pic.



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