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Postby Ribbons on Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:55 pm

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Postby Wolfpack on Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:41 am

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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Orcus on Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:24 pm

So. Detective Pikachu. Discuss
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Wolfpack on Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:43 pm

I bet they'll have a scene where Pikachu wakes up in a messy apartment and immediately pours a glass of scotch while a generic, bluesy guitar plays in the background.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Al Shut on Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:27 am

I just can't get past the fact that Pikachu is talking.

Ultimate sign I'm too much of a nerd.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Orcus on Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:38 am

Wolfpack wrote:I bet they'll have a scene where Pikachu wakes up in a messy apartment and immediately pours a glass of scotch while a generic, bluesy guitar plays in the background.


You forgot to have it in b/w with shot from the angle where it was behind a spinning ceiling fan.

Damn it feels good for Orcus to be back since Orcus' shadow ban down below
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:36 am

Orcus wrote:
Wolfpack wrote:I bet they'll have a scene where Pikachu wakes up in a messy apartment and immediately pours a glass of scotch while a generic, bluesy guitar plays in the background.


You forgot to have it in b/w with shot from the angle where it was behind a spinning ceiling fan.

Damn it feels good for Orcus to be back since Orcus' shadow ban down below



Did you get banned on the main site?!?
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Postby Orcus on Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:02 pm

Shadow banned.

Which is basically a pussy way out where you can post, and you can see your post, but the post is invisible to everyone else.

Basically this was to give the illusion that you can still post without fearing that you will come back as a sockpuppet.

Considering Orcus's old posts are in closed threads, they were effectively preserved in amber an not affected.

Besides, the culture there has changed and most of the old guard has drifted away so there is really no point to going back
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Postby Wolfpack on Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:39 pm

Whoever banned you must've been a fan of Species 2.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:08 pm

Man, the moderation of those Talkbacks is brutal. Puts the olden days to shame.
After Harry left, I stopped going to the main site. Not only were the Talkbacks so heavily moderated, but the thought of earning them a cent of ad revenue creeped me out.
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Postby Orcus on Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:28 pm

Orcus missed the golden age of AICN. As long as you proved your knowledge you were in. Now it's a pissing ground. Yeah you have some good folks but it' has gone downhill. Sister Satan seems to be keeping the brand alive so more power to her. Folks seem to be more positive towards her than Harry. Guess that's a plus
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:31 pm



when i first saw they were releasing a Dumbo film, i thought "isn't it a little soon for a Trump biopic? at least wait a few months for the impeachment"
then i saw all the elephants, and i realized it's not about how dumb Trump is.... it's about how dumb the republicans in general are.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:03 pm

Orcus wrote:So. Detective Pikachu. Discuss


Would Orcus like a trailer link?



It kind of looks like a giant commercial for the new Nintendo console.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Orcus on Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:47 am

Nah it's cool, Orcus checked it out and it looks bizarre enough that Orcus might check it out when it's released on cable or whatever. It kinda has a Roger Rabbit vibe to it though
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:57 pm




have not read the books but this trailer has grabbed my interest
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Postby so sorry on Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:52 pm



Thor in a sharp black suit.
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Postby so sorry on Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:02 pm



This looks terrible to me.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:12 pm

so sorry wrote:

Thor in a sharp black suit.


these (wo)men in black have a very particular set of skills.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:17 pm

so sorry wrote:

This looks terrible to me.


not impressed by his "strong right hand"?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:28 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
so sorry wrote:

This looks terrible to me.


not impressed by his "strong right hand"?


This all feels sort of....unnecessary.
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Postby TheBaxter on Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:52 am



it's amazing how much mileage you can get out of people making creepy faces at the camera.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:46 pm

Rupert Grint did it for 8 Harry Potter films.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:09 pm

Ribbons wrote:Image


it's touching to see how "proud" photobucket is of that pic.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:59 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Image


it's touching to see how "proud" photobucket is of that pic.



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Postby so sorry on Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:05 pm

so sorry wrote:

Latest Keanu flick, called John Wick. This looks like a ton of fun I'm embarrassed to say.





Latest Keanu flick, called John Wick 3. This looks like a ton of fun I'm embarrassed to say.
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Postby Peven on Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:35 am

i'm not embarrassed to say it at all, the John Wick movies have been a joy and I expect this one to step things up just like the second one did. Keanu doesn't get his due for these movies, he's created an American version of a French new wave crime figure, like a modernized Mellville film. a meanwhile The Rock is getting more $ than anyone else for playing the same mentally challenged steroid freak in every movie with that big dumb shit-eating grin on his face. Jesus Christ the general public suck
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Postby so sorry on Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:13 pm



Shaft: The Comedy Edition Remake.
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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:45 pm

I'm not sure that I can dig this.

I liked the James Bond line though.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:49 pm

so sorry wrote:

Shaft: The Comedy Edition Remake.


so... it's a sequel to Shaft, that is also named Shaft, which was a remake of Shaft made nearly 20 years ago.

enough is enough! i've had it with these muthafukkin' Shafts on this muthafukkin' movie screen!
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Postby Al Shut on Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:49 pm

I think the remake wasn't a remake but also a sequel. It had a Richard Roundtree cameo as uncle Shaft if I'm not mistaken.
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Postby Ribbons on Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:52 pm

They should have called it The Shaft.
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Postby so sorry on Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:07 pm

Al Shut wrote:I think the remake wasn't a remake but also a sequel. It had a Richard Roundtree cameo as uncle Shaft if I'm not mistaken.



Wait, there was already a Shaft remake? I missed that.
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:50 pm

Al Shut wrote:I think the remake wasn't a remake but also a sequel. It had a Richard Roundtree cameo as uncle Shaft if I'm not mistaken.


in that case it should have been called Shaft Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Shaft, with Sam Jackson as Shaft Windu
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Postby Peven on Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:36 am

Ribbons wrote:They should have called it The Shaft.


"Shaft II: Sans Balls"
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Wolfpack on Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:00 pm

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Postby so sorry on Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:22 pm



Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with Vaginas.

I don't know why Rebel Wilson keeps getting movie deals.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:13 pm

The Baxter wrote:"Somewhere over the Rodan…"



Monster trailers cut to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" is perhaps the strangest trend to emerge in recent memory:

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Postby so sorry on Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:44 pm



This looks fun!


EDIT: sorry to jump on your post Ribbons!
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Postby Fievel on Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:55 pm

so sorry wrote:

This looks fun!


EDIT: sorry to jump on your post Ribbons!



Iggy Pop was rumored to not have used any makeup.

Carol Kane and Bill Murray together again!!!!!

This looks very entertaining.
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Postby Ribbons on Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:36 pm

Are we sure this movie isn't an April Fools joke?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:51 pm

Ribbons wrote:Monster trailers cut to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" is perhaps the strangest trend to emerge in recent memory:



it's the new Inception BWAH!



my favorite part of that trailer, though, is finding out that apparently yakov smirnoff is one of the screenwriters: 'in soviet russia, you don't read book, the book read you!"
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:31 pm

so sorry wrote:

This looks fun!


EDIT: sorry to jump on your post Ribbons!



Jarmusch is one of those directors who doesn't make a lot of movies but when he does they are worth watching, for their uniqueness if nothing else. I never thought he had a movie that is as funny as this one looks in him, though. I wish I knew when this one was shooting, apparently it was only a couple hours away from me over in the Hudson Valley
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Wed May 01, 2019 6:49 am




this is going to flop here, but I think I'll probably like it, it has the same nutty feel that the 90's anime series Muscle Planet had and I loved that show.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Wed May 01, 2019 11:59 pm

Peven wrote:

this is going to flop here, but I think I'll probably like it, it has the same nutty feel that the 90's anime series Muscle Planet had and I loved that show.


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Postby so sorry on Thu May 02, 2019 9:57 am

Ribbons wrote:
Peven wrote:

this is going to flop here, but I think I'll probably like it, it has the same nutty feel that the 90's anime series Muscle Planet had and I loved that show.


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Postby Wolfpack on Thu May 02, 2019 8:33 pm

so sorry wrote:
Ribbons wrote:
Peven wrote:

this is going to flop here, but I think I'll probably like it, it has the same nutty feel that the 90's anime series Muscle Planet had and I loved that show.


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Postby Wolfpack on Thu May 09, 2019 1:04 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:


Some people will give it a bad review just so they can make the shIT jokes.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu May 09, 2019 1:34 pm

The film can shit directly into my eyes and I'll still find an excuse to love it probably.

Unless it actually is shit.

Either way, I don't really need to see anything for this. Just take my money.
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