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Postby TheBaxter on Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:47 am

in all fairness, if they released a trailer for the Broadway version of Cats, it would probably be just as goofy and creepy. maybe that's why Broadway plays don't release trailers?
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Postby so sorry on Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:51 am




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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:13 am

TheBaxter wrote:in all fairness, if they released a trailer for the Broadway version of Cats, it would probably be just as goofy and creepy. maybe that's why Broadway plays don't release trailers?


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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:50 pm



Dolomite is My Name

If a movie has all african american actors in it, is it racist to think it looks bad? Cause this looks really stupid. Maybe its Eddie... to me it looks like he's just doing a SNL skit.
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Postby TheBaxter on Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:21 pm

i mean, the long-awaited return of R-Rated Eddie Murphy is intriguing at least. who knows what that will look like in 2019?
kinda gives me a Boogie Nights vibe. this film could go either way.
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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:47 am

You know, HUSTLE & FLOW was a really good film.

This looks like a shitburger.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Wolfpack on Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:28 am

so sorry wrote:

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If a movie has all african american actors in it, is it racist to think it looks bad? Cause this looks really stupid. Maybe its Eddie... to me it looks like he's just doing a SNL skit.


People have trashed most of the Madea films without any ill effects. They're probably safe here.
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Postby Wolfpack on Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:56 pm

"Alright Shaggy - you and Scooby head over that way. The girls and I will go this way."
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:28 am

finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"
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Postby Peven on Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:23 pm

TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:38 pm

Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"


but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:30 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"


but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.



the human IS the cup :wink:
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Wolfpack on Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:36 pm

Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"


but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.



the human IS the cup :wink:


The character of the cup has been recast as a chalice. The alt-right is up in arms, deriding it as "SJW bullshit."
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:43 pm



Woof.

And I'm sure you'll have the same reaction i did to Martin Lawrence's chubby face.... "what was he doing in his Big Mama's House studly suit?"
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Postby so sorry on Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:16 pm



This looks magnificent. Truly.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:30 pm

so sorry wrote:

This looks magnificent. Truly.


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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:42 pm

KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson:

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Postby so sorry on Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:01 am

Ribbons wrote:KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson:




Spoiler: it was cousin Johnny in the library with the candlestick
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Al Shut on Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:31 am

Ribbons wrote:KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson


And Looper, said the trailer

Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:41 am

Al Shut wrote:Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.


Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Peven on Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:39 pm

Ribbons wrote:
Al Shut wrote:Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.


Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.



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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Al Shut on Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:00 pm

Ribbons wrote:
Al Shut wrote:Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.


Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.


Also looking forward to Death on the Nile, despite Orient Express not being that good.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:29 pm



That girl looks like the spitting image of Sarah Michelle Geller right?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:22 pm

In terms that one of Dr. Dolittle's companions might appreciate: woof.

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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:57 am

Ribbons wrote:In terms that one of Dr. Dolittle's companions might appreciate: woof.



I watched this without sound. Here are my thoughts.

Haven't they been trying to make this with RDJ for like years now?

Why are these pieces of shit always overlit? What is this, the fucking '50s?

That's pretty much it.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:57 pm



This looks interesting.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:40 pm

Death on the Nile, a quasi-sequel to Murder on the Orient Express:



I found the first one to be surprisingly good, so I'm down.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Al Shut on Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:21 am

I was a bit disapointed by the first, but I also think Death on the Nile is a better source and easier to adapt, so I'm still looking forward to this.

Unfortunately it is doomed from the start because it has Armie Hammer in it.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Aug 20, 2020 1:56 pm

Ribbons wrote:Death on the Nile, a quasi-sequel to Murder on the Orient Express:



I found the first one to be surprisingly good, so I'm down.



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