The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

[TheBaxter]

in all fairness, if they released a trailer for the Broadway version of Cats, it would probably be just as goofy and creepy. maybe that's why Broadway plays don't release trailers?

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"If you fail, it will be a massacre."

No pressure kid!

[caruso_stalker217]

in all fairness, if they released a trailer for the Broadway version of Cats, it would probably be just as goofy and creepy. maybe that's why Broadway plays don't release trailers?

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Dolomite is My Name

If a movie has all african american actors in it, is it racist to think it looks bad? Cause this looks really stupid. Maybe its Eddie... to me it looks like he's just doing a SNL skit.

[TheBaxter]

i mean, the long-awaited return of R-Rated Eddie Murphy is intriguing at least. who knows what that will look like in 2019?
kinda gives me a Boogie Nights vibe. this film could go either way.

[caruso_stalker217]

You know, HUSTLE & FLOW was a really good film.

This looks like a shitburger.

[Wolfpack]

Dolomite is My Name

If a movie has all african american actors in it, is it racist to think it looks bad? Cause this looks really stupid. Maybe its Eddie... to me it looks like he's just doing a SNL skit.

People have trashed most of the Madea films without any ill effects. They're probably safe here.

[Wolfpack]

[TheBaxter]

finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"

[Peven]

finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"

most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"

[TheBaxter]

finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"

most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"

but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.

[Peven]

finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"

most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"

but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.

the human IS the cup

[Wolfpack]

finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"

most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"

but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.

the human IS the cup

The character of the cup has been recast as a chalice. The alt-right is up in arms, deriding it as "SJW bullshit."

[so sorry]

Woof.

And I'm sure you'll have the same reaction i did to Martin Lawrence's chubby face.... "what was he doing in his Big Mama's House studly suit?"

[so sorry]

This looks magnificent. Truly.

[Ribbons]

This looks magnificent. Truly.

I'm calling it now: Jojo Rabbit is going to be this year's dark-horse Oscar nominee for Best Picture.

[Ribbons]

KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson:

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KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson:

Spoiler: it was cousin Johnny in the library with the candlestick

[Al Shut]

KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson

And Looper, said the trailer

Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.

[Ribbons]

Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.

Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.

[Peven]

Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.

Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.

looks kewl to me

[Al Shut]

Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.

Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.

Also looking forward to Death on the Nile, despite Orient Express not being that good.

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That girl looks like the spitting image of Sarah Michelle Geller right?

[Ribbons]

In terms that one of Dr. Dolittle's companions might appreciate: woof.

[caruso_stalker217]

In terms that one of Dr. Dolittle's companions might appreciate: woof.

I watched this without sound. Here are my thoughts.

Haven't they been trying to make this with RDJ for like years now?

Why are these pieces of shit always overlit? What is this, the fucking '50s?

That's pretty much it.

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This looks interesting.

[Ribbons]

Death on the Nile, a quasi-sequel to Murder on the Orient Express:



I found the first one to be surprisingly good, so I'm down.

[Al Shut]

I was a bit disapointed by the first, but I also think Death on the Nile is a better source and easier to adapt, so I'm still looking forward to this.

Unfortunately it is doomed from the start because it has Armie Hammer in it.

[so sorry]

Death on the Nile, a quasi-sequel to Murder on the Orient Express:



I found the first one to be surprisingly good, so I'm down.

Clue 2: Egyptian Boogaloo