Oh Dear God! Marilyn Monroe and Joan Crawford had sex!!!!

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Oh Dear God! Marilyn Monroe and Joan Crawford had sex!!!!

Postby Headgeek on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:33 am

That's wire coathangers and sex times a thousand. Marilyn gave her an orgasm and Joan begged for more, before Monroe told her... she wasn't her type!

Ordinarily... I'm complete immune to gossip - but this is legendary Kenneth Anger's HOLLYWOOD BABYLON fucking OHMYGOD I CAN'T BELEIVE THAT REALLY HAPPENED sort of shit.

I need Super8mm footage immediately!

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Postby The Garbage Man on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:41 am

I just read that on an MSN article! Huge fuckin' bombshell, and they drop it like it's a feather.
From the article:
"The notes, which Miner called "extensive" and "nearly verbatim," also show Monroe obsessing about the Oscars, alleging she had a one-night stand with Joan Crawford and speaking candidly about the failures of her marriages to baseball star Joe DiMaggio and playwright Arthur Miller."

I had to re-read that sentence 3 times to make sure it said what I hoped it said. I can't believe there's no further mention of it! I need details!

For the love of God Harry, get to it man!
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Postby docfalken on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:45 am

Ummmm... URL?
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Postby Headgeek on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:46 am

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Postby Agent Alonzo on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:46 am

Ummmm... URL? Pictures? Box of Tissues?
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Oh my.....

Postby docfalken on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:51 am

Film legend MARILYN MONROE went to bed with fellow actress JOAN CRAWFORD - but the lesbian sexual experience only reaffirmed her attraction to men.

Monroe left the WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? beauty gasping for more liaisons, much to the SOME LIKE IT HOT star's chagrin.

Monroe described the encounter herself in conversations taped by her psychiatrist DOCTOR RALPH GREENSON, recordings which were obtained by the Los Angeles Times newspaper from former prosecutor JOHN MINER, who helped investigate her death.

Monroe said, "We went to Joan's bedroom... Crawford had a gigantic orgasm and shrieked like a maniac.

"Next time I saw Crawford she wanted another round. I told her straight I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman."
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Postby docfalken on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:53 am

Crawford totally looked like she was a big time screamer. Ambition was just oozing out of her. Her way to the top must have been filled with sexual encounters with every one from the key grip to the director.
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:59 am

Sort of the same story as Bea Arthur...
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:03 am

...and Agent Alonzo.
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:06 am

Apart from I slept my way to staying at the bottom...
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Postby docfalken on Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:59 am

Bea likes to be on the bottom. Better view from down there.
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Postby banthafodderUK on Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:07 am

heh "Key Grip"

makes it sound dirty
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:15 am

The story that I read on this said that she hadn't had sex with JFK, but had a crush on him. Yeah right, so why did he have her whacked.
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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:20 am

No, no, no. It was the Reverse Vampires in conjunction with the Rand Corporation that whacked Marilyn for Sam Giancana so Bobby Kennedy would lay off. And because the Reverse Vampires had a huge gambling debt to pay off.
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:34 am

Aha, and so conspiricy night commences. I read, in avery reliable source, (th stupid questions/stupid answers thread), that we didn't land on the moon until the seventies.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:57 am

Man, that's a helluva lot of cleavage to play with....

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Postby evolvingsensblty on Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:52 am

ThisIsTheGirl, the photo in your sig makes that post the funniest thing i've seen yet today.(but it's early) Crawford>Monroe>Remo Williams>wtf?
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:49 am

I wouldn't know - I turned sig photos off in my profile about a fortnight ago!

But hey - Remo <i> does</i> have an impressive chest span, right????
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:56 am

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Man, that's a helluva lot of cleavage to play with....

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It would be a tough job, that is for sure, but I would be willing to take one for the team...
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:08 am

Alonzo: proof, if any were needed, that you are a Man of Honor
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Postby Adam Balm on Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:49 pm

Now, did you say that Alonzo was a man of honor, because you truly believe that to be right, or are you being a smart aleck?
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