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by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:55 pm

Look inna your geek hearts... you a know it to be a true!

Or just a go here anna find out a the truth:
http://www.millaj.com

by **PVIII** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:08 pm

Never did it for me. I'd take that Rachel Bilson from the OC any day though...

www.rachelbilson.net

mmmm.

PVIII

by **John-Locke** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:18 pm

Dino I think a you forgot to take a your a meds.

Did you forget to take your afternoon nap?

I hope you are okay.

Milla is hot , I wouldn't say no or kick her out of bed (in my dreams) but I've had better.

by **The Ginger Man** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:35 am

As of post Three-Zero, I...The Ginger Man, am now the SEXIEST Tomboy bean pole on the planet.

Discussion closed.

by **wonkabar** on Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:18 pm

Dino you dirty old man

by **WinslowLeach** on Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:35 pm

Milla Jovovitch?!! What the? What about Natalie Portman and that shaved head?

by **ONeillSG1** on Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:12 pm

Keira Knightley. I thought we determined this already.

Dino, Dino, Dino. Watch Bend it Like Beckham and you'll get it.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:31 am

What about Tuti from "Facts of Life"?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:36 am

ONeillSG1 wrote:Watch Bend it Like Beckham and you'll get it.

Fifth Element you goddamn putz!

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:37 am

wonkabar wrote:What about Tuti from "Facts of Life"?

Tuti was a the cutie, but she was a not exactly a the beanpole, eh? Inna fact, by the end of a the show's run, it should have a been a called a the "Fats of a Life," eh?

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:40 am

Dino, if you love Milla so much, how come you haven't put her in any of your movies?

by **banthafodderUK** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:53 am

I wouldn't piss on keira if she was burning in the street (but id let mila J piss on me- especially if there was some blue star wars milk about)

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:56 am

IPAMPILASH! Bantha, for halloween I'm going to hire someone to dress up as the blue twi-lek and piss blue milk on you

by **banthafodderUK** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:59 am

right thomas - I've printed that out - which means i've got it it writing (ive even forged your signature), so i'd better get my blue-twi-lek-blue-milk-piss-combo.

cant wait

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:01 am

Damn! I can't argue with a forged signature. I have to start auditioning prospective blue twi lek pissers...

by **banthafodderUK** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:15 am

thomasgaffney wrote:I have to start auditioning prospective blue twi lek pissers...

How cool is it to type that sentence out in an everyday normal posting?

Well done man

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:37 am

I'll admit, I never thought that I would type that sentence out. EVER. But there it is, for all to see...

by **ONeillSG1** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:27 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
ONeillSG1 wrote:Watch Bend it Like Beckham and you'll get it.

Fifth Element you goddamn putz!

Chris Tucker inspiring George Lucas to create Jar-Jar Binks? HELL NO!!! There is no woman alive that can make me watch that craptastic performance!

I'll watch Bend it Like Beckham to see the real deal!

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:43 pm

Let's not forget Lucas' powerful peromance in...

Full Cast and Crew for
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)

Directed by
John Landis

Cast (in credits order)
Eddie Murphy .... Det. Axel Foley
Jon Tenney .... Levine
Joey Travolta .... Giolito
Eugene Collier .... Leppert
Jimmy Ortega .... Rondell
Ousaun Elam .... Pederson
Ray Lykins .... Nixon
Tim Gilbert .... McKee
Rick Avery .... Cline
Gilbert R. Hill .... Insp. Douglas Todd (as Gil Hill)
Dick Purtan .... Detroit Disc Jockey
Fred Asparagus .... Bobby
Louis Lombardi .... Snake
Lindsey Ginter .... Holloway
Timothy Carhart .... Ellis De Wald
Michael Bowen .... Fletch
David Parry .... Taddeo
Stephen McHattie .... Steve Fulbright
Al Green .... Minister
Hattie Winston .... Mrs. Todd
Judge Reinhold .... Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood
Hector Elizondo .... Jon Flint
Tracy Melchior .... Ticket Booth Girl
Gregory McKinney .... Kimbrough
Forry Smith .... Rondy
Theresa Randle .... Janice
Dan Martin .... Cooper
Steven Banks .... Spider Ride Operator
George Lucas .... Disappointed Man

by **ONeillSG1** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:45 pm

Obviously, he learned from the Chris Tucker School of Acting. He just cut the classes on the heavy pot smoking and the gratuitous use of the word "bitch".

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:27 pm

God BHCIII was so appalling.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:33 pm

Lucas' fault

by **bluebottle** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:35 pm

I can't even remember the plot... just that it was terrible and judge reinhold was in it for like 15 minutes.

by **Lord Voldemoo** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:37 pm

Bluebottle wrote:I can't even remember the plot... just that it was terrible and judge reinhold was in it for like 15 minutes.

something about an amusement park...?

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:43 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:
Bluebottle wrote:I can't even remember the plot... just that it was terrible and judge reinhold was in it for like 15 minutes.

something about an amusement park...?

Here's a real amusement-park-movie
http://imdb.com/title/tt0077788/

by **Brocktune** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:59 pm

imdb trivia wrote: All four members of Kiss hated the movie and smear it to this day.

wow, i cant imagine gene simmons turning down any amount of cash for anything kiss related ever.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:06 pm

Brocktune wrote:
imdb trivia wrote: All four members of Kiss hated the movie and smear it to this day.

.

NOW I'VE GOT TO SEE IT!

by **St. Alphonzo** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:12 pm

Believe me wonka, it's as shitty a made-for-TV, 1970s glamour project as you're likely to see. It's as bad as flicks get.

So, yes, get your ass out there and rent it immediately!

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:13 pm

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0009MK9XC/qid=1125449957/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-1834660-6088053?v=glance&s=dvd

by **St. Alphonzo** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:15 pm

That's too expensive by about $9.00. Love that they're re-releasing it though.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:18 pm

Oh yeah, back to Milla. She's fuckn' hot but she also seems alittle nutty....I kinda like that though.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:20 pm

wonka likes them damaged.

by **bluebottle** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:25 pm

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:27 pm

Don't act so surprised.

Your sig is so sweet it makes me a wee misty. Asshole.

by **bluebottle** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:30 pm

NO!

thnx.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:34 pm

wonkabar wrote:
Brocktune wrote:
imdb trivia wrote: All four members of Kiss hated the movie and smear it to this day.

.

NOW I'VE GOT TO SEE IT!

I actually remember when this aired! Wow.

by **bluebottle** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:44 pm

me too...

and i remember falling asleep.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:44 pm

Remember this?

by **Brocktune** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:48 pm

this was kiss's answer to the Star Wars Holiday Special

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:51 pm

Remember this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0226900/

by **Brocktune** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:52 pm

produced by nambla?

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:55 pm

Brocktune wrote:this was kiss's answer to the Star Wars Holiday Special

http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:57 pm

Brocktune wrote:produced by nambla?

What's nambla? Got a link?

by **Brocktune** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:06 pm

no, no link. but why dont we get together, i have some things id like to show you......

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:26 pm

wonkabar wrote:Remember this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0226900/

WTF. It always blows my mind when someone exposes me to some facet of pop culture from when I was little that I don't recall or was never exposed to.

by **John-Locke** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:27 pm

Thanks for the link Wonka.

They are all trully sick creations.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:29 pm

Maybe this will help jar your memory
http://www.jumptheshark.com/k/kidsarepeopletoo.htm

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:36 pm

I looked at that. Memory unjarred. I am a visual person, so I would have to see actually photos of the show.

by **wonkabar** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:41 pm

Oh, well. The ones I remember....KISS & the BG-dagget-Muffy....he was really a monkey.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:42 pm

This show must have been on opposite something even cooler. Or perhaps it wasn't allowed on Air Force Bases, because--you know--kids are NOT people, too in the Armed Forces. They are just collateral damage.

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