So after a the runaway success of a the Dino Kong
, this putz inna the marketing department, the one who made a the game, he comes back to a the Dino anna he says "Dino, how inna the hell am I gonna to follow uppa that act, eh? Dinna I achieve a the perfection onna the first try?"
"Goddamn PUTZ!" I say to him, eh? "Perfection? Holy crappa donna let a the Zonie Award for a the 2006 Game of a the Year go alla to a your head, eh? The Dino, he's a hadda to listen to alla the peoples complain ever since, no? 'The monkeys, they fall a too fast! The Dino, he donna move a fast enough! I canna get a the high score! wah wah waaaah!' No, paisan, donna be a so cocky, eh?"
"Yes sir, Mr. DeLaurentiis, sir," he says a to me... "what would a you have a me do for a the follow-uppa game then?"
"Goddamn putz!" I say to him. "Canna you see I'm a too busy moderating alla the goddamn pr0n bots inna the Zone to a deal with a the pedestrian mechanizations of a the goddamn video game, eh? That's a what I pay YOU for, you goddamn putz."
"But you dinna pay me a the last ti..."
"Shut uppa you face, eh? I gotta the pr0n bots a to deal with, eh?"
"Waitaminnit," he says... "did a you just a say a the 'pr0n bots'?"
"Yes, goddamn it. We canna seem a to get rid of a them, eh? The Admins, they add a the verification step onna the registration process, but some of a them keep onna getting through anna posting spam. Plus I gotta keep onna wading through alla the goddamn fluff that Havoc keeps onna spewing out just a to get to a the spam anna the ban button, no? It's a the tough life, being a the Mod."
"EUREKA!" says a the putz. "Have I gotta the game idea a for YOU!" anna he goes anna runs off, eh?
So... after a the years of a the development, he has a succeeded inna surpassing the inna'credible success of a the Dino Kong, eh? Inna the Dino's humble opinion, of a course. The game, she even a features a the Havoc anna the Kirk, eh? Inna honor of a their 10,000 posts, hehehe...
Anna so, without a the further ado, the Dino, he's a proud a to present a to alla you putzes...