Well GHEY Songs. (except anything by The Bangles)

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Well GHEY Songs. (except anything by The Bangles)

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:17 am

Wether deliberate or just so this or that that they're more ghey than this...!!!

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I'll start shall I?
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Re: Well GHEY Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:19 am

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Postby stereosforgeeks on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:19 am

You can add Scissor Sisters entire discography.
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Postby Fawst on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:34 am

Bah, Scissor Sisters aren't bad at all.

You want ghey, the entirety of emo/screamo/new emo is queerer than a handbag full of rainbows, to quote Weeds.

Except for M.C. Lars's "Signing Emo." Greatest emo song ever, and it just rips apart the entire genre. I love you, M.C. Lars.

How about that fucking Delilah song, whatever it's called. "OOoooooooooooooooooooh, what you do to meeeeeee, waaaaaaah wah wah wah wah-waaaaaaaah!" Go cry, h-mo.

(shouldn't this be in the EFBR?)
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Re: Well GHEY Songs

Postby tapehead on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:39 am



This song is about masturbation, and as such, is essentially 'non-partisan'.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:40 am

Hugh Jackman as Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz.

Not that there's a point to any of this.
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Re: Well GHEY Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:48 am

tapehead wrote:


This song is about masturbation


It is, really? WOW!
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Postby Zarles on Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:49 am

I had my iPod on at the grocery store, and 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story came on. I felt like I was in a food-themed musical. Good times.
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Re: Well GHEY Songs

Postby tapehead on Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:51 am

Maui wrote:
tapehead wrote:


This song is about masturbation


It is, really? WOW!


Oh come on, I just expressed a rationale, no need to go editing my post :lol:


...unless it only pertains to gay masturbation. And if so, I don't have a theme song anymore...
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Postby LaDracul on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:09 pm

Eh heh heh..."Bicoastal"...

I quite wish that I had seen the performance where he dragged Richard Roxburgh up to torture him with it. XD

Anyway, how about the ghey national anthem, "It's Raining Men"? (They totally didn't intend on it being ghey, but it was disco and fair game.)
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Re: Well GHEY Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:15 pm

tapehead wrote:
Maui wrote:
tapehead wrote:


This song is about masturbation


It is, really? WOW!


Oh come on, I just expressed a rationale, no need to go editing my post :lol:




hahahah, my turn now Tapes!
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Postby LaDracul on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:26 pm

How about that damn Vengaboys song "We Like To Party"? I'm glad Six Flags got rid of that song...
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:36 pm

Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah
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Postby tapehead on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:39 pm

Maui wrote:Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah


Again, not so much gay...

... as liable to inspire homicide!
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Postby minstrel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:43 pm

There was this old movie called Rollercoaster, with George Segal. In it, a bad band called Sparks did a song called "Big Boy". It's pretty Dumbledore.

And atrocious.
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Postby stereosforgeeks on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:44 pm

tapehead wrote:
Maui wrote:Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah


Again, not so much gay...

... as liable to inspire homicide!


Nah thatd be the lambchop song.

This is the song that doesn't end!
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Postby Wolfpack on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:54 pm

Any Village People song will do. They were all pretty much about men.
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:57 pm

tapehead wrote:
Maui wrote:Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah


Again, not so much gay...

... as liable to inspire homicide!



You know, I hear frog tastes like chicken. Quite the delicacy.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:00 pm

"Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder. No real sexual content, just a passing admission of heterosexual romance, but the performance and production are so ghey.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:54 pm

This thread is offensive. No one has mentioned Elton John's "That's Why They Call It The Blues" yet.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:55 pm

Or "One More Try" by George Michael.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:55 pm

Or the music from Braveheart.
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:56 pm

Anything by Wham!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:00 pm

Sheet Burl!!

No kidding. I have that Elton John song on my Ipod, I was thinking earlier on today that I wanted to Youtube A Different Corner after I posted about WHAM! Plus was watching Braveheart the other week and was thinking about getting the soundtrack.

No lie.



Time to lock this thread methinks! :shock:

Damn you too, Maui!! I have The Best of Wham at home too!!!!
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Postby minstrel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:01 pm

Anything sung by Nick Gilder. Especially "Hot Child In The City".
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:02 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:This thread is offensive. No one has mentioned Elton John's "That's Why They Call It The Blues" yet.


"Sad Songs" is way more ghey....oh wait, no...."Goodbye Norma-Jean".....wait, wait......"Goodbye England's-Rose."

Sorry Brits, but that song is ghey...not ghey as in g-a-y-- like flaming, but I mean really, really fucking GHEY!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:04 pm

I got This Songs For You too.

Why did I start this thread?! Come on though!! At least I admit to some of these songs.

I think others should do so too. Part of the psychology experiment. Anyone?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:22 pm

Anything by Olivia Newton John. Anything.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:23 pm

WHHHAAAAAAAT!?!?

I Youtube Hopelessly Devoted to You!!!

I'm not joking with these songs either. Man!! I gotta get checked out.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:28 pm

Steps is sooo totally Gáy.

It's teriffic!

right up your back alley kirk.


Or if Kirk is into bears he can go for Right Said Fred! (I know he loves bears)
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Postby tapehead on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:29 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Anything by Olivia Newton John. Anything.


What? surely not the 'Xanadu' soundtrack? that rocks!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:30 pm

GHEY SONGS?


Anything that Papalarezu listens too.

Scissor Sisters thread anyone? Singing The Little Mermaid in pubs, anyone!?
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:37 pm

Maui wrote:Anything by Wham!


"Freedom" is not teh ghey.

Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:38 pm

ABBA Discography.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:39 pm

Phew. No Abba in my Bookmarks.

What about.... Anything by Glenn Medeiros?
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:40 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:ABBA Discography.


Game. Set. Match.
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:40 pm

DennisMM wrote:Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?


He provided the "Wham!"
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:41 pm

DennisMM wrote:
Maui wrote:Anything by Wham!


"Freedom" is not teh ghey.

Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?



He danced I think!
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Postby The Todd on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:42 pm

DennisMM wrote:Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?


Supplied George Michaels' coke.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:43 pm

I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?



Which is more ghey - ABBA or A-Teens?
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Postby RaulMonkey on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:44 pm

DennisMM wrote:I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?


Yeah, right. And in that bathroom stall in L.A., George Michael was just "massaging his colon."
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:44 pm

Yaz, Erasure, Depeche Mode (all those heroine love songs can be sublimated to refer to sexuality... try it! It's fun!)
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:47 pm

DennisMM wrote:
Maui wrote:Anything by Wham!


"Freedom" is not teh ghey.

Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?


How about this when he left?
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:47 pm

RaulMonkey wrote:
DennisMM wrote:I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?


Yeah, right. And in that bathroom stall in L.A., George Michael was just "massaging his colon."


Haven't you seen him in his Formula One jumpsuit, surrounded by beautiful models? He's straight, I tell you!
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:47 pm

Michael Damien's version of "Rock On".
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:49 pm

But the video features THE COREYS!
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Postby RaulMonkey on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:52 pm

DennisMM wrote:But the video features THE COREYS!


Whose coreys?
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:53 pm

DennisMM wrote:But the video features THE COREYS!



Beyond the valley of teh ghey
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:54 pm

wonkabar wrote:
DennisMM wrote:But the video features THE COREYS!



Beyond the valley of teh ghey


Especially then - the Dream A Little Dream period.

Uberghey.
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