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Postby Peven on Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:13 pm

i smell a glowing review from AH for this one....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombiestrippers/trailer/
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Postby bastard_robo on Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:17 pm

Peven wrote:i smell a glowing review from AH for this one....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombiestrippers/trailer/


This is in front on the SOUTHLAND TALES dvd.

looks decent, but reeks of DTV budget
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Postby Fried Gold on Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:29 pm

Peven wrote:i smell a glowing review from AH for this one....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombiestrippers/trailer/

I blame those twunts Rodriguez and Tarantino.

One wonders why more people don't make films. It seems like you can get funding for pretty much anything. We have entire threads here which could get millions.

How long has Jenna Jameson been referred to as a "worldwide media sensation" ?
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Postby DaleTremont on Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:42 pm

Fried Gold wrote:
Peven wrote:i smell a glowing review from AH for this one....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombiestrippers/trailer/

I blame those twunts Rodriguez and Tarantino.

One wonders why more people don't make films. It seems like you can get funding for pretty much anything. We have entire threads here which could get millions.

How long has Jenna Jameson been referred to as a "worldwide media sensation" ?


I'd fund a movie about zombie strippers. That falls strictly into the "why not?" category. Better a world with a film about zombie strippers than a world without it. I always say...
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:45 pm

That trailer was total shit. There is obviously no decent violence or gore in this movie. Them zombie strippers didn't even look like zombies. They looked like chicks in white make up who chewed on too much black licorice. The zombie cheerleaders from Gob's "I hear you calling" video were way more realistic.
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Postby DaleTremont on Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:54 pm

Retardo_Montalban wrote:That trailer was total shit. There is obviously no decent violence or gore in this movie. Them zombie strippers didn't even look like zombies. They looked like chicks in white make up who chewed on too much black licorice. The zombie cheerleaders from Gob's "I hear you calling" video were way more realistic.


Original Dawn of the Dead zombies just had a bit of blue facepaint on...didn't stop the movie from being awesome.

I enjoyed the trailer. You could tell Robert Englund was having a whale of a time even in the couple seconds you saw him. I was getting this whole "Men suck, let's get naked!" vibe from the whole thing. Very Lifetime meets Striptease. Hokey and sexy and silly. I'll be there!
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:08 pm

dawn of the dead zombies at least had the decency to over shadow the temples and cheekbones in order to give the face a more skullish quality. I reserve higher standards for my zombie strippers.
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Postby bastard_robo on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:38 pm

Wait.. this things not getting a theatrical run is it????
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Postby tapehead on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:53 pm

From the trailer it looks like they are going for a Return of the Living Dead feel, and not quite getting there. I'll watch most Zombie fare, on video at least, but it's probably too much to expect that any of these 'hot zombies' might be as entertaining as Linnea Quigley as Trash in ROTLD. If this movie doesn't have a rabid weasels story, then I'm not watching.
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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:57 pm

Hmmm, I think I'd rather watch Salma in "From Dusk til Dawn".

Trailer looks a wee bit crap.
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:59 pm

Bah. You all are far too discerning an audience for your own good :wink:
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Postby Maui on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:02 am

Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS.


I mean, that should sell you right there. hee hee hee
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Postby tapehead on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:04 am

DaleTremont wrote:Bah. You all are far too discerning an audience for your own good :wink:


There's Trash, and then there's garbage. I think Horror Comedy is a tricky mix, and in the Zombie genre, ROTLD (and Evil Dead, if you want to include it in the definition) sets the standard.
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Postby Maui on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:07 am

la la la la
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Postby Dee E. Goppstober on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:09 am

tapehead wrote: I'll watch most Zombie fare, on video at least, but it's probably too much to expect that any of these 'hot zombies' might be as entertaining as Linnea Quigley as Trash in ROTLD.


Damn. I thought this thread about voting who you think is the hottest stripping zombie. I can't watch the trailer, 'cuz I'm at work- but from the poster alone I'd have to agree.

And - as for favorite zombie stripping moment: that scene in RotLD is one of my absolute all time favorites! So random, so eighties - and kind of sexy in a silly way too.
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Postby DaleTremont on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:18 am

tapehead wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:Bah. You all are far too discerning an audience for your own good :wink:


There's Trash, and then there's garbage. I think Horror Comedy is a tricky mix, and in the Zombie genre, ROTLD (and Evil Dead, if you want to include it in the definition) sets the standard.


I was mostly just having a laugh there. But actually yeah I thought the trailer looked pretty stupid. Still could be a good time anyway. My point being you'll never know unless you watch it...

Zombie Strippers...it's a tough gig, but someone's gotta do it. It's cool, guys. I got this one. You just sit back and let ol' Dale do the dirty work!
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Postby DaleTremont on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:18 am

Maui wrote:la la la la


*points finger*

J'accuse!

I saw that you naughty little minx you :wink:
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:19 am

Oh, I'll watch it alright. I'll be super drunk and I'll talk throughout the whole thing and make smarmy comments, but I'll watch it.
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Postby Maui on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:19 am

DaleTremont wrote:
Maui wrote:la la la la


*points finger*

J'accuse!

I saw that you naughty little minx you :wink:


I know, but it was so random. If Seppu can do it, so can I.
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Postby tapehead on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:23 am

Retardo_Montalban wrote:Oh, I'll watch it alright. I'll be super drunk and I'll talk throughout the whole thing and make smarmy comments, but I'll watch it.


Seconded, except for 'super-drunk' replace with 'toasted'.
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Postby Hermanator X on Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:41 am

Retardo_Montalban wrote:That trailer was total shit. There is obviously no decent violence or gore in this movie. Them zombie strippers didn't even look like zombies. They looked like chicks in white make up who chewed on too much black licorice. The zombie cheerleaders from Gob's "I hear you calling" video were way more realistic.


That aint white make up........
...and so forth.
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:38 am

tapehead wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:Bah. You all are far too discerning an audience for your own good :wink:


There's Trash, and then there's garbage. I think Horror Comedy is a tricky mix, and in the Zombie genre, ROTLD (and Evil Dead, if you want to include it in the definition) sets the standard.


Co-signed...

And Linnea has (arguably) never been hotter than in RotLD...

I miss random 80's nudity...
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Postby Fawst on Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:59 am

Can't be as good as Dance of the Dead.

No, wait... it has Jenna's tits in it. I guess it can be equally as bad.

ROTLD was fucking awesome, by the way. And I can't believe it, but I've never seen a sexier zombie in my life. When she comes walking out of the graveyard, swaying that body... ouch.

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"Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains!" <-- honestly, is this the movie that coined that phrase?? It's one of those cliches that you just never see, EVER. Then when I first saw ROTLD last year, I was fuckin DYING over that zombie in the basement. "More brains!"
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Postby so sorry on Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:28 am

To take this threadjack further....

The Return of the Living Dead (1985 version) is one of the greatest movies to come out of the 80s.
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Postby The Vicar on Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:45 pm

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Postby Chairman Kaga on Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:49 pm

Get some light over here. Trash is taking her clothes off again!
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:09 pm

Back then, when LQ came out full frontal, SHAVED ... I was quite shocked.

And isn't it great how skeletons without even tendons left on them can move? Gosh.
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Postby The Vicar on Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:32 pm

"You watch your tongue if you like this job, boy..."
"Like this job?"
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