Ribbons Has the DC Scoops... (Phase Whatever)

[so sorry]

This looks like a hot mess. Or a HOT mess.

[Ribbons]

By now, WB/DC releasing tonally misleading trailers for their films is well-known dirty pool; this one yet again underwent extensive re-shoots and is rumored to (yet again) be the victim of studio meddling.

However, I'm on board. Margot Robbie's performance was one of the only good things about Suicide Squad and the surrealistic imagery here is intriguing.

[Peven]

By now, WB/DC releasing tonally misleading trailers for their films is well-known dirty pool.

right? I totally expected Batman vs Superman to be a rom-com from the trailers, and I was sure that Justice League was going to be a statement about inequality in modern America. boy was I wrong on both counts

[so sorry]

The Rock announces a new superhero movie he's in

and I have no idea who the hell this supe is...

[TheBaxter]

The Rock announces a new superhero movie he's in

and I have no idea who the hell this supe is...

Black Adam Balm?

[Ribbons]

The Rock announces a new superhero movie he's in

and I have no idea who the hell this supe is...

Black Adam is actually a villain (he's the bad Shazam, essentially), but once the Rock decided he was too famous to play someone else's heavy I think they started leaning into a more badass antihero approach to the character.

[so sorry]

Wonder Woman 1984.
Like, totally tubular to the max.

[TheBaxter]

Wonder Woman 1984.
Like, totally tubular to the max.

i appreciate all the 80s nostalgia going on right now. but it's really got me feeling like those people having all their 60s nostalgia during the 80s... AKA old.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

DC better reboot the whole Man of Steel-iverse before Gal Godot gets studly and it becomes all awkward and we have to squint to believe she's some kind of immortal--or they gotta go full Irishman with new levels of CGI youthening to avoid that pudgey Mr. Data effect.

DC movies now > than Marvel? Has it actually been this way for way longer than you lot would care to admit?

[Ribbons]

DC movies now > than Marvel? Has it actually been this way for way longer than you lot would care to admit?

Maybe. Joker was great, and I'm looking forward to the upcoming DC stuff a lot more than whatever's on the way from Marvel. Once WB stopped trying to copy the Avengers formula, their movies actually got interesting.

[so sorry]

...before Gal Godot gets studly and it becomes all awkward...

BITE YOUR TONGUE!

[Ribbons]

Wonder Woman 1984.
Like, totally tubular to the max.

i appreciate all the 80s nostalgia going on right now. but it's really got me feeling like those people having all their 60s nostalgia during the 80s... AKA old.

Wonder Woman 1984 is coming to HBO Max on Christmas! Suck it, theaters!

New trailer:

[so sorry]

Nice!

Can't wait to watch it. I'm pretty sure I won't like it (WW was BAD), but since its free and I think she does a great job as WW, I'll be there! (on my couch, for free)

[so sorry]

Nice!

Can't wait to watch it. I'm pretty sure I won't like it (WW was BAD), but since its free and I think she does a great job as WW, I'll be there! (on my couch, for free)

So Wonder Woman 1984 was probably the worst movie I saw this year. ZERO redeeming qualities. Pure dogshit. Avoid it like the plague. Thank God I didn’t pay to watch it.

[TheBaxter]

there's a lot wrong with WW84, too much to list in one post, so i'll just mention one... if you're going to go to all the trouble of setting a movie in the 80s, even to the extent of putting it in the damn title, then your movie should probably, y'know, like maybe actually contain some 80s stuff? other than setting the opening action scene in a mall, and a short making-fun-of-80s-clothes scene that was shown nearly in its entirety in the trailer, there's practically nothing in this movie that wouldn't have been any different set in the 70s or the 90s or modern day. and seriously... not ONE SINGLE 80s SONG for the whole 2-1/2 hours? that's half the point of doing a movie in the 80s in the first place.

ok, i lied... 2 things. if you're going to go to all the trouble of making a movie about Wonder Woman, even to the extent of putting her name in the damn title, then your movie should probably, y'know, like maybe actually contain some Wonder Woman scenes? the first film was an origin story, we didn't even see her in her full Wonder Woman getup until halfway through the film, and i still think that film had more actual screentime for her as Wonder Woman than the sequel did. maybe a better title for this film would have been Diana Prince 19-Something-Or-Other.

[Peven]

it was meh

[Ribbons]

I find Wonderwall to be pretty solid despite its flaws, and WILL FIGHT AMYONE WHO SAYS IT'S A BAD MOVIE!

[TheBaxter]

I find Wonderwall to be pretty solid despite its flaws, and WILL FIGHT AMYONE WHO SAYS IT'S A BAD MOVIE!

you can fight AMYONE, but watch out for AMYTWO, she's twice as bad.

[Maui]

there's a lot wrong with WW84, too much to list in one post,

A lot wrong - I will also ditto Peven's sentiment...meh!

[Ribbons]

I guess I liked the movie more than most people did. I'm not blind to its problems -- a lot of overwrought speechifying, the problematic elements surrounding Steve Trevor's possession and Middle Eastern politics, and a bunch of convoluted mythology that has Geoff Johns' fingerprints all over it -- but I appreciated it as a kind of satire that resonates with the current moment. Max Lord is an obvious Trump stand-in: a golden-haired charlatan who somehow ends up in the White House, whose grasping, shortsighted desire for more is both self-destructive and almost ends up destroying the world. It's no coincidence that the final conflict comes down to the embodiment of lies against the embodiment of truth. I'm not so sure that the truth would win, but Wonder Woman was always conceived as a superhero who teaches moral lessons as much as she fights bad guys, so this is right in her wheelhouse. And I liked the character of Barbara/Cheetah, who had more than she realized but is ultimately seduced and corrupted by Lord's empty promises. Yes, it's bloated and not all of it works, but I thought there was enough in there to chew on that I was sufficiently entertained. Maybe it's just because it's the first new blockbuster I've seen in almost a year.

there's a lot wrong with WW84, too much to list in one post, so i'll just mention one... if you're going to go to all the trouble of setting a movie in the 80s, even to the extent of putting it in the damn title, then your movie should probably, y'know, like maybe actually contain some 80s stuff?

In several of his comic-book iterations, Maxwell Lord is in control of a sophisticated surveillance network (one of them with the very Orwellian name of "Brother Eye"). There's not much of that left in the script, other than the satellites he uses at the end to beam into everyone's home, but I'm guessing the story was originally conceived as a riff on 1984 until it morphed into something else. I also believe this movie was intentionally cheesy, and Jenkins and Co. were mocking the '80s reputation as the decade of excess ("Life is good, but it can be better", etc.).

[so sorry]

Suicide Squad 2, Electric Boogaloo.


Looks like total ass, I almost couldn't make it thru this trailer.

On the bright side, I think Sharknado just found a new hero for their franchise.

[Ribbons]

I kind of liked that!

[so sorry]

I kind of liked that!

Peven, is that you?

[TheBaxter]

looks super cartoonish. the dialogue sounds like a poor attempt at Shane Black-style humor. i'll watch it, but only because it's on HBO Max so i presume it will be free.

[Ribbons]

I kind of liked that!

Peven, is that you?

looks super cartoonish. the dialogue sounds like a poor attempt at Shane Black-style humor. i'll watch it, but only because it's on HBO Max so i presume it will be free.

It absolutely looks super-cartoonish, but in a fun way, to me. That shark dude looks like he's going to steal the show.

[so sorry]

Michael Keaton to return as Batman in new Flash movie

“The Flash” will disregard the latter two entries entirely and explore what Keaton’s version of Batman has been up to since we last saw him. Loosely based on the 2011 DC Comics crossover event “Flashpoint” — previously announced as the film’s title at Comic-Con 2017 — the story sees Ezra Miller’s Barry Allen travel back in time to prevent the death of his mother. The result? Allen inadvertently creates another universe protected by Keaton’s Batman, now 30 years older.

wtf!

[TheBaxter]

Michael Keaton to return as Batman in new Flash movie

“The Flash” will disregard the latter two entries entirely and explore what Keaton’s version of Batman has been up to since we last saw him. Loosely based on the 2011 DC Comics crossover event “Flashpoint” — previously announced as the film’s title at Comic-Con 2017 — the story sees Ezra Miller’s Barry Allen travel back in time to prevent the death of his mother. The result? Allen inadvertently creates another universe protected by Keaton’s Batman, now 30 years older.

wtf!

even weirder, the next Spiderman will see Spidey teaming up with Batkeaton and Birdman to fight the Vulture and Beetlejuice.

[Ribbons]

[so sorry]

Huh, I missed that one last night (or more likely wasn't paying attention). This does a pretty good job of hiding the fact that The Batman is tonally very different that the Flash and Aquaman. No idea who most of these other ones are (like black adam, dude with the wings, dude with the faceless helmet, and Remington Steele).

[Ribbons]

James Gunn (who, if you haven't been paying attention, went from being fired by Disney to the new head of DC movies) just announced the first batch of content for his planned reboot:



If you don't feel like watching the whole video, here's the list:

-Creature Commandos (animated TV show)
-Superman: Legacy (movie)
-Waller (live-action TV show)
-The Authority (movie)
-Booster Gold (live-action TV show)
-Batman: The Brave and the Bold (movie)
-Lanterns (live-action TV show)
-Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (movie)
-Themyscira: Paradise Lost (live-action TV show)
-Swamp Thing (movie)

[so sorry]

I just read a spoiler for a cameo in the upcoming Flash movie that is pretty wild. Fucking time travel/dimensional BS movie that it is, I am mildly tempted to see it in the theater (if only because I haven't gone to see a movie in like a year).

[TheBaxter]

I just read a spoiler for a cameo in the upcoming Flash movie that is pretty wild. Fucking time travel/dimensional BS movie that it is, I am mildly tempted to see it in the theater (if only because I haven't gone to see a movie in like a year).

i have NOT read that spoiler (though i've seen the articles that reveal it). what are the chances i make it to whenever this movie gets released on HBO Max....er, sorry, MAX.... without having it spoiled?

[so sorry]

I just read a spoiler for a cameo in the upcoming Flash movie that is pretty wild. Fucking time travel/dimensional BS movie that it is, I am mildly tempted to see it in the theater (if only because I haven't gone to see a movie in like a year).

i have NOT read that spoiler (though i've seen the articles that reveal it). what are the chances i make it to whenever this movie gets released on HBO Max....er, sorry, MAX.... without having it spoiled?

Well that all depends of what your online news feeds are... but I'd say unlikely.